Liberals.....we are hereby divorcing you!

[Pappy!]

Copied and pasted for the delight and a bit of tongue in cheek humor for all !
Oh....add that we will keep our gas guzzling Valkyries and that makes it a Valk oriented posting.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, etc: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

 

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

 

Here is our separation agreement:

 

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

 

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

 

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

 

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

 

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

 

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

 

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

 

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

 

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and Rednecks.

 

--We'll keep Bill O'Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

 

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

 

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

 

-- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

 

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

 

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

 

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

 

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

 

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

 

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

 

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

 

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

 

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

 

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

 

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

[DirtyDan]

 

amen

tell it brother

dan

[Marinakorp]

Ummm... Ted T has some of the nicest land available....

[dinosnake]

You conveniently forget (as too often happens) that, when the "liberals divorce" you, they'll take what is currently theirs.  Not "divide the land up equally", but take the land that they currently occupy...while conservatives will take the lands that, they, currently occupy.

Given that, it is SO easy to forget that the "liberals" occupy the most successful, most affluent parts of the country.  The conservatives...don't.

So, go on, wish for a "divorce".  See how far that will take you, when you get to leave almost all the business interest behind.   

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I hear this all the time.  Sorry, but the rural communities have a LOT more to lose by "divorcing" the "liberal" areas than the reverse - the areas marked as "liberal" are almost all the business centers of this great country while the "conservative" areas are, historically and geo-politically, rural.  Remember that the hot potato du jour, the marked man, Donald Trump, is from a liberal, moneyed background and area - New York.  All his life.  See how far the (mostly) South goes along without the industrial North - they tried that during Lincoln's time, yes?  Oh, that worked out SO well!  ???

[Wizzard]

You conveniently forget (as too often happens) that, when the "liberals divorce" you, they'll take what is currently theirs.  Not "divide the land up equally", but take the land that they currently occupy...while conservatives will take the lands that, they, currently occupy.

Given that, it is SO easy to forget that the "liberals" occupy the most successful, most affluent parts of the country.  The conservatives...don't.

So, go on, wish for a "divorce".  See how far that will take you, when you get to leave almost all the business interest behind.   

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I hear this all the time.  Sorry, but the rural communities have a LOT more to lose by "divorcing" the "liberal" areas than the reverse - the areas marked as "liberal" are almost all the business centers of this great country while the "conservative" areas are, historically and geo-politically, rural.  Remember that the hot potato du jour, the marked man, Donald Trump, is from a liberal, moneyed background and area - New York.  All his life.  See how far the (mostly) South goes along without the industrial North - they tried that during Lincoln's time, yes?  Oh, that worked out SO well!  ???

Why cant we just quit this crap and be Americans. 

[IamGCW]

You conveniently forget (as too often happens) that, when the "liberals divorce" you, they'll take what is currently theirs.  Not "divide the land up equally", but take the land that they currently occupy...while conservatives will take the lands that, they, currently occupy.

Given that, it is SO easy to forget that the "liberals" occupy the most successful, most affluent parts of the country.  The conservatives...don't.

So, go on, wish for a "divorce".  See how far that will take you, when you get to leave almost all the business interest behind.   

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I hear this all the time.  Sorry, but the rural communities have a LOT more to lose by "divorcing" the "liberal" areas than the reverse - the areas marked as "liberal" are almost all the business centers of this great country while the "conservative" areas are, historically and geo-politically, rural.  Remember that the hot potato du jour, the marked man, Donald Trump, is from a liberal, moneyed background and area - New York.  All his life.  See how far the (mostly) South goes along without the industrial North - they tried that during Lincoln's time, yes?  Oh, that worked out SO well!  ???

Can you provide a map of this fact?

[MP]

The cities do have the money, and the crime.

The rural areas have all the food, all the energy supplies, and most of the legal guns.

See how long your "rich" cities survive, without food or energy!

[dinosnake]

The cities do have the money, and the crime.

The rural areas have all the food, all the energy supplies, and most of the legal guns.

See how long your "rich" cities survive, without food or energy!

You forget the strategic design of a country: most cities are on waterways, for a reason - supply lines.  Before railways and trucks, the cities got (plenty) of their supplies via their waterways.  With their money they have no obligation to purchase their supplies from the recently-departed conservative America, they can easily import (as they do now), they'll simply deal and import more.  History has proven that land-locked populations suffer from impinged growth versus communities with easily accessed and open trade routes.

Again, and I'll repeat ad neausum - history, history, history.  Read it, learn from it, don't repeat it.  Certain factions of our population want to go back to the past for their answers but history has proven that we moved on, developed, grew, evolved for a reason: the past, in general, sucked as compared to today.  Guns, for example: the largest are in the hands of the military, and those with the money...have the might.      I'm sure they'll be just thrilled to meet a guy with an AK-47...by confronting them with a tank.

[RP#62]

This is too much for me.  I'm going to my safe room.


-RP

[The emperor has no clothes]

This is too much for me.  I'm going to my safe room.


-RP

got any beer in there ?