WHAT THE HELL!!

[T.P.]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/everything-is-bigger-in-alaska-648291

You can't just make this crap up!  T.P.

[Jess from VA]

A walking cash register and drug store (Hey lady, can you make change for a $100?)

A great way to avoid high airline luggage costs.  I do NOT have a carry on.

-was brought to TSG's attention by a reader who demanded to know, "How big of a hoohaa does this woman have?"

There will probably not be a film at 11.

Remember that gals going to the prom didn't want to carry a big purse..... so they used a small one called a snatch purse.

[Serk]

Pffft... A mere amateur...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/accused-murderer-sneaked-10-inch-revolver-jail-rectum-n-cops-article-1.1007417

[csj]

The comments section in the OP article are priceless.

[John Schmidt]

Her boyfriend would need that 2x4......