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MacDragon
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2015, 01:00:07 PM » |
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Wow... we've got 2 rabbits. should I be scared???  My wife calls them by their given names... Willy and Scout. I call them Stew 1 and Stew 2...  |
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2015, 01:01:04 PM » |
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"Its juust a wee little bunny".
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2015, 01:02:46 PM » |
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We had a dwarf angora bunny that when he got angry, he punched way above his weight.  They may be herbivores but those teeth are the real thing. He also got real horny and tried very hard to screw the cat. (reminded me of a college buddy) He and the cat hit it off real well at first, and they often slept together. This stopped after a few attempted rapes. A little animal husbandry revealed that when you cut (the males) nuts off, all the aggression and horniness goes away. So, off with his nuts. I think some wives like this idea a bit too much. |
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2015, 02:36:14 PM » |
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Psychologist??? For a rabbit????
Surely a shovel would have been cheaper....
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2015, 02:50:03 PM » |
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THAT wabbit would have only gotten a small piece of me ONCE-shortly there after I would have gone all jihad on his sorry ass. Behead him and into the pot after cleaning him! Raised wabbts in Colorado-damn they tasted good!  RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2015, 03:11:39 PM » |
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"Its juust a wee little bunny".
Run away! Run away! |
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2015, 04:13:30 PM » |
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We had a dwarf angora bunny that when he got angry, he punched way above his weight. They may be herbivores but those teeth are the real thing. He also got real horny and tried very hard to screw the cat. (reminded me of a college buddy) He and the cat hit it off real well at first, and they often slept together. This stopped after a few attempted rapes. A little animal husbandry revealed that when you cut (the males) nuts off, all the aggression and horniness goes away. So, off with his nuts. I think some wives like this idea a bit too much. You had a college buddy who attempted to fornicate with cats ?  Uh... I'm not sure if I should ask, but was he ever successful ? |
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2015, 07:44:33 PM » |
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We had a dwarf angora bunny that when he got angry, he punched way above his weight. They may be herbivores but those teeth are the real thing. He also got real horny and tried very hard to screw the cat. (reminded me of a college buddy) He and the cat hit it off real well at first, and they often slept together. This stopped after a few attempted rapes. A little animal husbandry revealed that when you cut (the males) nuts off, all the aggression and horniness goes away. So, off with his nuts. I think some wives like this idea a bit too much. You had a college buddy who attempted to fornicate with cats ? Uh... I'm not sure if I should ask, but was he ever successful ? No cats.... that I know of. But anything in a skirt of any size, shape or age, if breathing and horizontal, was at risk. My freshman year suite-mate Mikey was a big bear of a guy with a gentle disposition and the girls all thought of him as a teddy bear. He must have been good at it 'cause many of them came back. It probably took me until I was 35 to equal his exploits of that one year. It was right at this time that the famous TV commercial about some breakfast serial came out and the older kids would get Mikey to try it. So some gal would walk by and he'd just get up and follow her, and one of us would say. Look, Mikey likes it (he'll eat anything). Similar to the bunny story.... in terms of motivation (but not species). |
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Willow
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2015, 06:00:57 AM » |
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It was right at this time that the famous TV commercial about some breakfast serial came out and the older kids would get Mikey to try it.
So some gal would walk by and he'd just get up and follow her, and one of us would say. Look, Mikey likes it (he'll eat anything). It amazes me how consistently that commercial is misquoted, and has been over the years. The actual line was, "He won't eat it. Mikey hates everything." As to the original post what is unbelievable is how supposedly intelligent people would involve an "animal psychologist" ( ) to fix a problem with a rabbit that attacks humans. I fear there is no meaningful salvation for our culture given its current direction and values.  |
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2015, 08:29:01 AM » |
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I believe that that rabbit would be better off in a stew. Not seeing a shrink.
When I was a kid at home in Oklahoma, we raised rabbits. 3 does and one buck. During the summer we would let them run around our rather large fenced yard. Our Buck didn't like to be put back in his cage. I got bit several times before I figured out how to get a hold of him. Wasn't mean, just liked being out.
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bigguy
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2015, 08:37:36 AM » |
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We raised Florida Whites when I was a kid. I got scratched a few times pulling one out of a cage. Never got bit though. Can't imagine how I would have reacted. Probably would have been bunny bits all over the yard. The meat was passable, but no where near as good as a cotton tail (my favorite) or swamp rabbit. (a close second to cotton tail.) Animal Psychologist? |
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Patrick
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2015, 03:10:20 PM » |
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Animal psychologist ?
A friends wife had a cat that all of a sudden refused to use the litter box, it would do its business on the floor. She kept taking it to some crazy Vet [ I know this woman and she is more than crazy] with no result. Eventually she recommended taking the cat to a psychologist.
We were sitting around when she mentioned that to her husband. He went nuts, called our normal Vet, that actually went to vet school. We took the cat to this vet, found the cat had colitis. A little medicine and the cat back was back to doing its where it was supposed to. She hadn't noticed that the cat would not do its normal things like jumping or climbing, the cat hurt.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2015, 06:30:56 PM » |
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We raised Florida Whites when I was a kid. I got scratched a few times pulling one out of a cage. Never got bit though. Can't imagine how I would have reacted. Probably would have been bunny bits all over the yard. The meat was passable, but no where near as good as a cotton tail (my favorite) or swamp rabbit. (a close second to cotton tail.) Animal Psychologist? Ok, I've got to ask. What is a swamp rabbit ? |
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BudMan
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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2015, 07:04:07 PM » |
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Basically, it's a big cottontail that lives in the deep south (as I'm proud to say I did growing up).
They are adept swimmers and as mentioned before, "mighty fine eatin'".
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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2015, 07:06:39 PM » |
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We raised Florida Whites when I was a kid. I got scratched a few times pulling one out of a cage. Never got bit though. Can't imagine how I would have reacted. Probably would have been bunny bits all over the yard. The meat was passable, but no where near as good as a cotton tail (my favorite) or swamp rabbit. (a close second to cotton tail.) Animal Psychologist? Ok, I've got to ask. What is a swamp rabbit ? A rabbit that lives in the swamps? |
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bigguy
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2015, 03:17:28 AM » |
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Ok, I've got to ask. What is a swamp rabbit ?
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What Budman said. They're significantly larger than a regular cotton tail and plentiful in the lowland hardwoods of SE Arkansas.
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