A fourth grade teachers misery !!!

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Miss Olsen wanted her class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Little Johnny is jumping up and down at his desk, hoping to be chosen
to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Miss Olsen reluctantly calls on Little Johnny, knowing full well how
his mind wanders so frequently.

Little Johnny stands beside his desk, clears his throat, and speaks.
" My aunt has a pink sweater with ten buttons, she got for a birthday present.
Her tits are so big she can only fasten eight of them."