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Patrick
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« on: January 24, 2016, 05:50:11 PM »
 
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,

"I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says,

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher
 
 
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Jopson
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2016, 08:24:07 PM »
Can't find fault with this joke Patrick!!
This ones a cracker!!!  cooldude cooldude Grin Grin
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Patrick
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2016, 04:27:17 AM »
Quote from: Jopson on January 24, 2016, 08:24:07 PM
Can't find fault with this joke Patrick!!
This ones a cracker!!!  cooldude cooldude Grin Grin






Well, I didn't post a few others, and, I thought this one would be safe. But, around here, who knows. Time will tell. Anyway, glad you liked it.
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Willow
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2016, 06:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Patrick on January 25, 2016, 04:27:17 AM
Well, I didn't post a few others, and, I thought this one would be safe. But, around here, who knows. Time will tell. Anyway, glad you liked it.

[missing sarcasm font] Patrick, I can't believe you exhibited the absolute lack of decent taste by posting a reference to wet celery butt whipping on a public pool table. That was definitely over the line.  [/missing sarcasm font]  
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firea100
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2016, 07:02:42 AM »
'Specially WITHOUT PICS!!!!
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Patrick
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2016, 07:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Willow on January 25, 2016, 06:30:53 AM
Quote from: Patrick on January 25, 2016, 04:27:17 AM
Well, I didn't post a few others, and, I thought this one would be safe. But, around here, who knows. Time will tell. Anyway, glad you liked it.

[missing sarcasm font] Patrick, I can't believe you exhibited the absolute lack of decent taste by posting a reference to wet celery butt whipping on a public pool table. That was definitely over the line.  [/missing sarcasm font]  






Well, good. I've never been known for having very good taste.  Roll Eyes
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firea100
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2016, 07:04:45 AM »
'Specially without pics!!!
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flsix
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2016, 04:55:29 PM »
 Shocked Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2016, 06:02:33 AM »
  It is a good thing the celery did not have peanut butter on it. Think about how bad that would look.

          ( try erasing that from the mind )

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