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Jersey mike
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« on: January 29, 2016, 06:33:14 PM »

Today just isn't my day. First I have the issue with Leather Up and their return policy and I just got a phone call from Dennis Quaid from the Treasury Department saying I owe back taxes and it is urgent that I call him to satisfy this terrible situation or else I will be arrested for tax evasion.

My world is in shambles.

It's a good I guess I kept his phone # 805-823-0402

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DirtyDan
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 06:40:10 PM »

if they REALY wanted you they would of come and got you

keep the chin up

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 06:45:38 PM »

Today just isn't my day. First I have the issue with Leather Up and their return policy and I just got a phone call from Dennis Quaid from the Treasury Department saying I owe back taxes and it is urgent that I call him to satisfy this terrible situation or else I will be arrested for tax evasion.

My world is in shambles.

It's a good I guess I kept his phone # 805-823-0402


2funny I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune but no it isn't your day is it. Who did that song "When the walls come tumbling down" ?
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 08:01:36 PM »

I was laying in bed the other morning, not answering the ringing phone, but listening to the machine tell me I was in trouble with my taxes.  That always gets your attention (and ends your sleep).  So I got up, googled the phone number and found about a hundred hits. (mine and yours were not the same number, but it's the same BS)
 
https://www.google.com/search?q=805-823-0402&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

I'm into creative capitalism and everything, but I'd really like to see guys like this get creative sentencing.... it is the order of this court that each and every person you called with this fraudulent scheme gets to kick you in the nuts. Prosecution exhibit #12 shows this to be about 200,000 people, so if you survive this, we'll have you back to discuss prison time.

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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 08:20:18 PM »

I was laying in bed the other morning, not answering the ringing phone, but listening to the machine tell me I was in trouble with my taxes.  That always gets your attention (and ends your sleep).  So I got up, googled the phone number and found about a hundred hits. (mine and yours were not the same number, but it's the same BS)
 
https://www.google.com/search?q=805-823-0402&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

I'm into creative capitalism and everything, but I'd really like to see guys like this get creative sentencing.... it is the order of this court that each and every person you called with this fraudulent scheme gets to kick you in the nuts. Prosecution exhibit #12 shows this to be about 200,000 people, so if you survive this, we'll have you back to discuss prison time.


Jess I like the way you think  cooldude
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old2soon
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2016, 04:32:53 AM »

Long as I'm 2nd or 3d in line and FIRST with about a 10 pound sledge hammer. Then I line up for that 236 yard drive. RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2016, 04:48:08 AM »

My answer machine is my friend.  If I don't recognize the number or if it's a 'private' caller,  I let the answer machine give the spiel about it is screening my calls and please leave a message.  If it's important, a message will be left, if it's Bull shi**ters no message is left.

Seems to work for me.
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2016, 06:48:23 AM »

i have a contact on my cell phone called spam, and it is set up to go directly to voice mail, if some one calls and it turns out to be a spammer or a scammer or unwanted solicitation, i put them in that contact..if its important they will leave a message, funny i never had a message left..my spam contact list contains about a hundred numbers and the calls are almost nil...
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Robert
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2016, 06:51:36 AM »

Just heard about this on the news this morning about the fraud that is going around. Some fall for it and give out information like ss# and then the games really begin
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2016, 06:55:26 AM »

Soon as I pay my $10,000 transaction fee for my $1,000,000 I just inherited overseas I will help post bail.
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Jersey mike
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2016, 07:06:52 AM »

when this call came I was unable to get to the phone which is unfortunate because I have what my wife calls "the skill to drive people crazy" when the mood hits. I hate talking on the phone but when I know I'm being BS-ed I can usually trump them all, waste their time, talk in circles and drive people crazy.
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2016, 07:20:14 AM »

I just scream obscenities at them until they hang up..  Cheesy  HOSER  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2016, 07:24:38 AM »

when this call came I was unable to get to the phone which is unfortunate because I have what my wife calls "the skill to drive people crazy" when the mood hits. I hate talking on the phone but when I know I'm being BS-ed I can usually trump them all, waste their time, talk in circles and drive people crazy.

 cooldude  My wife gets the same kick out of me - I can usually get the caller to hang up on me in less than a minute!
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2016, 07:58:00 AM »

Hey I had a different one yesterday.   Got a Txt Message saying that I had an inheritance and to reply to a "gmail" address.  Since I know no one who would leave me money, I looked up the address on Google.   Yeah, it is a cool scam.   RATS!!!!

Do like to talk to others who call if not busy.
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Jersey mike
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2016, 08:44:15 AM »

Many years ago a friends of mine had a debt collector after him and somehow got my name, I guess because at one time we were roommates for about a year and we're both from the same home town.

So anyway, after a long long call which I was not providing any information the guy starts threatening me with obstruction and saying I'm harboring a criminal I tell him OK,OK.

I tell him,"The family didn't want people to know and this was very private information but as you know "Joe" worked in Louisianna for a time in a casino. Well he had left that job for another job in Arizona and while driving through a desolate part of the highway he was involved in an accident with another vehicle and  an entire family was killed but he wasn't at fault." At this point the guy on the other end is silent. "I told him "Joe" was unable to cope with it and it drove him crazy so the family had to put him away in a psychiatric hospital." The guy was floored, I had him apologizing to me for bothering me. I insisted that his upmost decresion and professionalism would be greatly appreciated and to please stop bothering his family and friends as we are all trying to get through this and pray "Joe" gets the help he needs to get well again.

My wife was sitting there with her mouth wide open and amazed with how easy it just flowed out shaking her head. She said too bad you can't find a job where you could put that to use because we'd be filthy rich. I told her I can only do it for fun, I don't know why but it's always been that way.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2016, 09:18:33 AM »

Good story.   

Hey, you could be a politician with those skills.  Grin
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old2soon
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2016, 03:20:43 PM »

Iffin ya can't dazzle em with brilliance baffle em with bull crap!  cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2016, 03:40:21 PM »

Iffin ya can't dazzle em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!  cooldude RIDE SAFE.

Funny you mention that Dennis, that is actually the name of a 3rd year law school course at many schools.   2funny
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Jersey mike
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2016, 06:40:55 PM »

Good story.   

Hey, you could be a politician with those skills.  Grin

What are friends for after all ,good stories if nothing else Smiley

I could never be a politician, I say what's on my mind too much too often and I hate lying but have found the truth hurts too many now.

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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2016, 06:45:06 PM »

Good story.   

Hey, you could be a politician with those skills.  Grin

What are friends for after all ,good stories if nothing else Smiley

I could never be a politician, I say what's on my mind too much too often and I hate lying but have found the truth hurts too many now.


And I'm not a touchy-feely person about other people's feelings either...
I'd have EVERYBODY hating me Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2016, 05:40:15 AM »

Don't even think of tearing those labels off your pillow, that will get you into a heap of trouble!
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