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Patrick
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« on: February 06, 2016, 06:11:07 PM »
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
 
JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.

CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.

RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.

NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
 
CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.

BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.

BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery. To look for pyramids... it wanted grain.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
 
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
 
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
 
 AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
 
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
 
 
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medulla762
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2016, 08:40:00 PM »
The chicken crossed the road to prove to the possum that it could actually be done
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JimmyG
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2016, 08:40:16 AM »
I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having it's motives questioned crazy2
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Patrick
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2016, 08:56:24 AM »
LOL ! Yep, I think there was a time when there was only one motivator for it to cross the road.
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Tailgate Tommy
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2016, 03:24:40 PM »
Because we need a chicken in every pot!
And I'm from Colorado so I know people who know about pot.
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