Crisis on the Serengeti

[Patrick]

Subject: Fwd: Drama in the Serengeti




>> A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased
>> down by a cheetah.
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>> While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband
>> casually remarked, "I'll bet the antelope gets away."
>>
>> The wife answered, "If that antelope survives this one, I'll give you
>> sex every day for the rest of your life."
>>
>> The deadly chase was recorded. Click below...
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYDIwOnXNc8

[bigguy]

Click in at about 0:31 for the cheetah.

[msb]

  Thanks for the chuckle...it was a good one

[Rams]

Don't know why but, that reminded me of this:



50 Shades of Grey for Senior



Back and forth. . . . . Back and forth. . . . . In and out. . . . .
In and out . . . . . A little to the right. . . . . A little to the left . . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . . .
Between her breasts. . . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back. . . . .
She was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy. . . . .
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . . . Forward then backward. . . . .
Again. . . . . and again. . . . .
Her heart was pounding now. . . . . Her face was flushed . . . . .
She moaned . . . . .softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . . .
Finally . . . . .totally exhausted . . . . .she let out a piercing scream . . . . .



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OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park.  You do it!"