The female urologist

[Patrick]

 

> Subject: The Female
> Urologist
>
>
> NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS
> BELIEVE THEY HAVE
>
>
> PROSTATE
> PROBLEMS!!!
>
>
> An old guy goes to
> his doctor for his physical and gets sent to
> the Urologist as a precaution.  When he gets
> there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty
> female doctor.
>
> The female doctor
> says "I'm going to check your prostate today,
> but this new procedure is a little different from
> what you are probably used to.  I want you to
> lie on your right side, bend your
> knees,  then while I check your prostate take a
> deep breath and say '99'.
>
> The old guy obeys and
> says"99".
>
> The doctor says,
> "Great", now turn over on your left side and
> again,
> while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say
> "99".
>
> Again, the old guy
> says '99'.
>
> The doctor says,
> “Very good.   Now then, I want you to lie on
> your
> back with your knees raised slightly. 
> I'm going to check your prostate with this hand,
> and with the other hand I'm going to hold
> on to your penis to keep it out of the way.  Now
> take a deep breath
>
> and say
> '99'.
>
> The old guy begins,
>
>
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