Do you think this could happen to us?

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Subject: THE DONALD'S FIRST DAY IN OFFICE
























1. President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco


    Rubio are sworn into office.


 


2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress 


convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the 


illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare 


farce known as Obamacare. The new Director of 


Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces 


that an independent group of healthcare management 


professionals is hired to handle healthcare services 


for poor and low income people. They are also 


assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and 


Medicaid fraud. Government's costs for public 


healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare 


insurance premiums for working Americans are 


reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of 


taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in 


the U.S improves 100%.


 


3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland 


Security Chief Ted Cruz announces the immediate 


deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border 


to control illegal immigration and the immediate 


deportation of illegals with criminal records or 


links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social 


Security IDs are required by every American citizen. 


Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries 


that represent a threat to the safety of American 


citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves 


American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several 


prisons are closed.


 


4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and 


Economic Development Carly Fiorina eliminates 


more than half of the Government agencies 


operating under the Obama administration 


saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 


100%.


 


5. Newly appointed Director of Government 


Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of 


the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal 


Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The 


instructions consist of two pages. The Federal 


Reserve is audited. The move saves American 


Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax 


revenue.


 


6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs. 


Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and 


Al Sharpton who are serving time for "Hate 


Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from 


behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel 


and unusual punishment.


 


7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he 


belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy 


Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews 


and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 


10 AM and discuss the success and benefits 


of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. 


They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going 


to pick them up and return them to their home planets. 


 


8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, 


doesn't try to satisfy the needs of every person on 


the planet, doesn't require a degree in nuclear 


physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 


except it is easier to use.


 


9. Barack Obama flees the United States under 


cover of darkness and returns to his homeland 


of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He 


deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported


that he was last seen wandering through the jungle 


singing "Hakuna Matata" with a chimp named Commie.


 


10. Oscar Meyer announces the introduction of a 


new cholesterol and fat free pepperoni that tastes 


just like regular pepperoni.


 


11. Not to be outdone, Kraft Foods announces the 


introduction of several varieties of cholesterol and 


fat free cheeses that taste just like regular cheese.


 


12. A committee is not established to determine 


what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer 


dollars are saved.


 


13. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in 


Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the 


State of Illinois. 


 


And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!

[Bighead]

No but #'s 6 & 9 sound pretty damn good

[BradValk48237]

First 3 made me throw up in my mouth a little......

B

[J.Mencalice]

#1 He'd have to be elected.
#2 He won't be elected.
#3 Forget the rest.

[Sircharles]

Got a little weepy eyed, thanks for the moment of political fantasia.

[Art708]

  Only in my dreams!!

[czuch]

Not too good with the bio card, but I'm on board with the rest, pretty much.
Lets go Swiss on gun control.

[Serk]

Wouldn't mind most of that one, but I like this iteration better:

[Alpha Dog]

Wouldn't mind most of that one, but I like this iteration better:

Not sure there is a polar bear big enough to eat Al Gore. 

[Robert]

Would be nice to send both of those to Congress.