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Holy Guacamole, with a sprinkling of Good Googly Moogly. So dad got a flat tire in the middle of no where Alabama. Right in front of of a farm house. Little old lady lived there and as we were figuring out what to do. The sherriffs showed up and we all talked. Then as we almost had the tire off her son showed up... Came flying out of the truck like his head was on fire and his ass was catching. Screaming and yelling about how were gonna steal all their stuff and we couldnt be there. How the sherriff said we were liars and we didn't have a flat.. Even though we showed him the giant hole.
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It was absolute crazyville. The whole family was there. Dad ran interference while I continued to pull the back tire off the Goldwing. I could go on and on and on. Finally they kicked us off the property even though the old lady told us in front of the sherriffs we could pitch a tent there for the night.
Memmorable qutoes from the night
"You mothertruckers better be glad I took 4 God!##=m Xanax or I'd come unglued on your ass"
"These Sons of B&!÷hes are just gonna injure themselves and sue us for the farm"
"You motherfu!_!!s aint from KY" "Dad they have KY liscense plates" "They fu_!_king stole em da..$it"
I could go on and on.
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So Dad and I had to ride 2 up towing a trailer an hour to Birmingham for a hotel last night. Can't wait to get back to the crazyness today.
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Valkorado
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2016, 08:00:06 AM » |
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 . Uh, you might want to tote along a crossbow when you visit today. Just sayin'.
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Have you ever noticed when you're feeling really good, there's always a pigeon that'll come sh!t on your hood? - John Prine 97 Tourer "Silver Bullet" 01 Interstate "Ruby"  |
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2016, 08:19:48 AM » |
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Decades ago I took a buddy's stoopid Sportster with extended/raked forks and no front brakes for a ride.
This was bad enough but he asked me to take his young nephew on the back (who was jumping up and down to go).
I was careful and all was OK until the rear brake only was not enough to correct for a hidden hairpin and I did a goofy footing slip and slide all the way across a farmer's wet lawn (instead of dumping it in the ditch). The farmer acted like I was the leading element of a hippy invasion, and brought out his 12 gauge to repel boarders. I put my hands up and surrendered and asked forgiveness, but he seemed to be thinking about shooting us anyway. I got her turned around and rolled back out to the road and escaped. The nephew couldn't wait to report our exciting adventure to my friend, and his parents, and anyone who would listen (and charges of child endangerment were discussed).
That was the last time I ever rode on a bike all jacked up with no front brakes..... with somebody's nephew on the back.
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Rams
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2016, 09:09:54 AM » |
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Holy Guacamole, with a sprinkling of Good Googly Moogly.
Next time you're visiting Ma and Pa, let me know and I'll let them know you're coming. They throw one heck of a party.  |
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Learning the majority of life's lessons the hard way.
Every trip is an adventure, enjoy it while it lasts.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 12:22:30 PM » |
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hey joe....for what its worth I made your bike picture my computer screen picture looks GOOD  dan |
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 01:37:42 PM » |
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 01:48:13 PM » |
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They may not have wanted anyone sniffing around the meth lab.
-RP
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 01:51:09 PM » |
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They may not have wanted anyone sniffing around the meth lab.
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You are probably on to something there. |
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2016, 03:05:09 PM » |
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They may not have wanted anyone sniffing around the meth lab.
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964 |
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2016, 03:17:15 PM » |
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My favorite Redneck line from Jeff Foxworthy is: "If youve been married three times and still have the same inlaws,, you might be a redneck"
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bill-jr
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2016, 06:05:41 PM » |
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"When your wife tells you to slip into something more comfortable and you put on cover-alls"
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Ever danced with the devil In the pale moon light ?
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2016, 07:27:08 PM » |
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Well dad had his overalls on. We got the rear wheel on the wing... Outdoors all day in the rain. Drove 75 miles to Leeds Alabama in the rain. Tomorrow hopefully is an easy day at the Barber motorcycle museum.
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CamelToeJoe
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2016, 07:29:00 PM » |
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hey joe....for what its worth I made your bike picture my computer screen picture looks GOOD dan Thanks man |
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2016, 11:23:50 PM » |
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I had an experience a couple of years ago just north of me in Tennessee when I was out on a day run. I knew the roads very well but decided to pull over and look at my map and try to find an alternate route back home. So me and my Buddy pulled over in front of an old farm house but was still out by the road ( Driveway was at least 500 yds long) while standing there drinking some high quality H2O looking at my map and talking with my buddy a local deputy stops with the lights on,gets out approaches us and starts in with 90 questions. He ask if I was lost and I said no just looking for a different road home since I ride this one 20-30 a year. He won't let up so I ask if I was breaking any laws or trespassing to which he states no,so why all the concern? Is it because I am on a MC? Well it appears the owner of the house - who's property I wasn't even on still on the state right of way- had called in reporting the hoodlums standing on the roadside  needless to say I stood there drinking my water and talking with my buddy for a good 15 minutes after he went back to his patrol car and he wouldn't leave until we did  |
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