I miss Bill

I Miss Bill

It doesn't matter what party you belong
to - this is good natured political humor
from a show on Canadian TV, where a black
comedian said he misses Bill
Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill
Clinton!

He was the closest thing we ever got to
having a real black man as President.

He played the sax. He smoked weed. He
had his way with ugly white women …. Even now? Look at him ...
his wife works, and he doesn't!

And, he gets a check from the government
every month ….! “

Manufacturers announced today that they
will be stocking America 's shelves this
week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one
of the nations' distinguished men. It
consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car
to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The “ Dodge Drafter ” will be built in Canada . …

“ When asked what he thought
about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I
solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know
it, the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to
know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as
the only President to do “ Hanky Panky between the
Bushes."