I'm sure some of us can identify with this gent, but I'm not taking names.
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Clayton Williams, 83 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at that time of night.
Clayton replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "really, who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Old Claytie replied....."that would be my wife."
