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Patrick
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« on: April 12, 2016, 05:26:01 AM »



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        THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER:
 
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100...
 
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...
 
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
 
The fifth would pay $1.
 
The sixth would pay $3.
 
The seventh would pay $7.
 
The eighth would pay $12.
 
The ninth would pay $18.
 
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
 
So, that's what they decided to do.
 
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "
 
Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20".
 
Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.
 
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
 
So the first four men were unaffected.
 
They would still drink for free.
 
But what about the other six men?
 
How could they divide the $20 wind fall so that everyone would get his fair share?
 
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33.
But if they subtracted that from every body's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
 
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.
 
And so the fifth man, like the first four,
 
now paid nothing (100% saving).
 
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).

The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
 
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
 
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).
 
Each of the six was better off than before.
 
And the first four continued to drink for free.
 
But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man.
 
He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
 
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man.
"I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he received ten times more benefit than me!"
 
"That's true!" shouted the seventh man.
 
"Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2?
 
The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!"
 
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
 
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him.
 
But when it came time to pay the bill, They discovered something important.
 
They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
 
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works.
 
The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
 
Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
 
In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics.
 
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
 
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
 
 
 
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Jess Tolbirt
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2016, 05:57:25 AM »

now i understand..
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 06:20:18 AM »

I must be richer than I thought,  I almost always have to pay for my beers Roll Eyes
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2016, 06:50:33 AM »

Bernie sez the tenth man is a money grubbing 1%er
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2016, 08:55:09 AM »

I'm retired and at the present time there are 2 cases of beer in my fridge that I paid for!  BUT while I was working IF I had been able to have what they pulled out in taxes set aside for MY use every other year I could have purchased a new Cadillac. Not even to mention sending all my children that wanted to go to college. But I agree-the free crap army WILL break this Country unless things change drastically and the sooner-NOW would be good-the better!  cooldude Who ever is manufacturing those rose colored glasses gotta be gittin richer by da second!  Lips Sealed RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2016, 02:15:26 PM »

AH CHILDREN...COME AND LISTEN....THE CONSTITUTION SAYS ONLY GOLD AND SILVER CAN BE USED TO PAY PUBLIC DEBT...THE BEAUTY OF THAT IS..WHENEVER THE GOVERNMENT SPENDS ANY MONEY IT THEN HAS TO SEND SOMEBODY OUT TO YOUR HOUSE TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND TAKE THE GOLD AND SILVER OUT OF YOUR POCKET TO PAY FOR IT..THAT IS MET WITH GREAT RESISTANCE....SO WITH THE FEDERAL RESERVE ACT----YOU KNOW THE FED THAT ISN'T FEDERAL AND HAS NO RESERVES..THE COUNTERFEITERS THERE JUST CREATE 97% OF THE MONEY ELECTRONICALLY-AT 6%  COST AND 2-3% INTEREST-ITS NOT EVEN PRINTED--ITS JUST BORROWED AT INTEREST--NOBODY PAYS FOR ANYTHING!!SO DID WE HAVE ANY WARS OR WELFARE FROM 1790 TO 1913?...THE WAR OF 1812 WHERE THE OLD MAN ROTHSCHILD SAID WE WILL GET THOSE COLONISTS BACK UNDER OUR THUMB--DIDNT HAPPEN..AND THEN THE CIVIL WAR WHERE THE ROTHSCHILDS FINANCED BOTH SIDES--RESEARCH "THE GREENBACK"..SO WITH THE PASSAGE OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE ACT IN 1913 WE HAVE BEEN AT A CONSTANTLY EXPANDING WELFARE/WARFARE STATE ALL ON BORROWED MONEY AT INTEREST
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