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Patrick
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« on: April 14, 2016, 05:02:32 AM »

Modern Texting

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your  smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:   

“I'm on the toilet. Please advise." 
 
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baldo
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 10:11:59 AM »
LOLOLOL...thanks for the image. Now I have to get rid of it....
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allanbegg
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 04:32:22 PM »
Dad? Is that you?
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