Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« on: April 20, 2016, 07:40:00 AM » |
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This morning, Anne & I went to Cocoa Village and visited a few shops in the village. When we came out of the last shop, , there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. Anne even had a few “choice” words for him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing another ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we argued with him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home....... We always look for cars with Hillary 2016 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It’s so important at our age!!
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Firefighter
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2016, 07:45:53 AM » |
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Got me! I wasn't expecting that! I just retired in January, had better get on the ball.
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2000 Valkyrie Interstate, Black/Red
2006 Honda Sabre 1100
2013 Honda Spirit 750
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G-Man
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2016, 09:04:41 AM » |
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Ethel and Sarah are in the car and heading south on Military Trail. As they approach Atlantic Blvd, Sarah notices that the car is not slowing down for the red light and lets out a scream as the car goes right through the red light and straight on through the intersection just missing getting t-boned by a truck. When she stopped screaming, Ethel asked her what that was all about. Sarah said "you just drove right through a red light!" Ethel replied, 'Oh, am I driving?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2016, 12:23:00 PM » |
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Overheard at a rest home;
"My eyes are almost worn out. I have cataracts so bad".
"I cant go 20 minutes without having to pee".
"My hips and knees just barely support my weight".
"I shake so bad my kids use me as a blender".
"Thank God we can still drive".
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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Patrick
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VRCC 4474
Largo Florida
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2016, 02:32:52 PM » |
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Got my 4-wheeler out the other day. Has good traction too, wonder if they'll let me use it on the golf course.   I don't see any provision for your golf bag, but, I'm sure you'll come up with something. You do look good though, stylin'. |
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2016, 06:13:42 PM » |
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Yeah, I'll bet you like those suspenders. They come in handy for high water. Have no idea where I found that pic but sure is comical. Kinda reminds me of my dad in his last years.  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2016, 06:24:18 PM » |
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When I die, I would like to go peacefully in my sleep, not screaming my lungs out like the passengers in grandma's car.  |
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2016, 11:08:17 PM » |
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When I die, I would like to go peacefully in my sleep, not screaming my lungs out like the passengers in grandma's car. Back seat close to the air bag? Back seat close to the air bag? Back seat close to the air bag? Decisions!  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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