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You guys talked me into it!!! because of Thumper,,and you guys..

Started by Jess Tolbirt, Thu 21, Apr 2016, 14:16:34

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Jess Tolbirt

yesterday i went and had a colonoscopy because in the back of my head i kept seeing the post about Thumper riding down the road with the thumbs up and all you guys urging us to get it done...
I will not go into details but the prep wasnt bad at all, i drank crystal light orange with the powder and it actually was pretty good,,
the hard part was getting hungry and not being able to eat anything but jello,,but i got threw it...

now in the hospital i had 3 of the prettiest nurses you ever set your eyes on but none of them wanted to go home with me...
well i went night night,, and about 15 minutes later they woke me up and told me to put my clothes back on..

clean as a whistle and no polops,, he said he will see me in ten years,,,
i want to thank all of you guys for pushing me into it to get it done, it was not embarrassing at all,,

so maybe i will see ya on the road sometime soon...
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bassman

On the "ten year plan" also after going through a couple of 5 year plans....glad you got it done..... :cooldude: :cooldude:

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5.5 years until my first "How do you do?" but I'll do it once the time arrives.

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Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on Thu 21, Apr 2016, 14:16:34
yesterday i went and had a colonoscopy because in the back of my head i kept seeing the post about Thumper riding down the road with the thumbs up and all you guys urging us to get it done...
...
clean as a whistle and no polops,, he said he will see me in ten years,,,
i want to thank all of you guys for pushing me into it to get it done, it was not embarrassing at all,,

I believe that was Laser Pat that inspired everyone to urge us all to get that done.  Pat was diagnosed with advanced colon cancer and left us a very short time after that.

Thumper struggled in his fight with cancer for several years.  I honestly don't remember what version of cancer finally took him.

As to the embarrassment I do agree.  If one's ass is as pretty as mine or yours there is no reason for embarrassment.   :cooldude: 

Jess Tolbirt

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Willow

Quote from: Jess Tolbirt on Thu 21, Apr 2016, 14:41:25
your right, it was Laser Pat!!! my bad,,,

No, no.  Your good.  It was especially good to be informed that you're good.   :cooldude:

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Jess from VA

I understand the attraction to nurses.  I've always been attracted to them, and even married one once.

However, when getting the power snake up the old fuzzy bungholio, it's probably not the best time to be trying to get acquainted.  This is not what we call our best foot forward.   ;D

Which reminds me of a humorous story about my vasectomy, but I'll spare you.  *Holy crap, do you keep those hands in the freezer or what?


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wiggydotcom

Good for you, Jess.  I'm glad your exam went well.

My theory is to never tick off the Endoscopy nurses. I figured they might stick a flower in my rear and point my backside to the hallway.
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Quote from: wiggydotcom on Thu 21, Apr 2016, 17:52:54
Good for you, Jess.  I'm glad your exam went well.

My theory is to never tick off the Endoscopy nurses. I figured they might stick a flower in my rear and point my backside to the hallway.

:2funny: Good thinking Russ.  :cooldude:

cajunito

" If one's ass is as pretty as mine or yours there is no reason for embarrassment."

  Trust me, they see a lot of `em.

Willow

Quote from: cajunito on Thu 21, Apr 2016, 18:10:25
" If one's ass is as pretty as mine or yours there is no reason for embarrassment."

  Trust me, they see a lot of `em.

Hey!  Are you sayin' I'm nothin' special??   >:(

da prez

WHAT , no video.  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :crazy2: :crazy2:

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vanagon40

I'm jealous of you all on the "10 year plan." Had my first shortly after I turned 50. Found some polyps, so they put me on the "5 year plan." Went back a little after five years, and more polyps, so now I am on the "3 year plan." During the second scope, I actually came too before the scope was completed. It was still no big deal. Only the prep sucks.

P.S., I knew the nurse as we are friends at church (and had kids in school at the same time). Makes it a little harder to hit on the nurse.

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10 year plan on wazoo/t v camera dealy!  :roll: Good on ya fer gittin er done!  :cooldude: RIDE SAFE.
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