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Patrick
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« on: April 25, 2016, 07:05:32 AM »
 
 
Some of these actually make sense ....
 
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.
 
Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.
 
How to prepare Tofu:
1.  Throw it in the trash.
2.  Grill some Meat.
 
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
 
I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
 
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
 
Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
 
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
 
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
 
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.
 
I love being over 60.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.
 
A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
 
My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW !, Right?
 
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
 
PS:  Sunday, March 13, 2016 begins Daylight Savings Time.  Don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
 
 
 
 
 
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baldo
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2016, 11:00:14 AM »
Patrick, you're definitely on a humor kick.....liking it.....
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Momz
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2016, 11:04:18 AM »
Funny?
Hell I relate to all of those.
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Jersey mike
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Brick,NJ
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2016, 06:52:07 PM »
Pat,

You post some of goofiest, off the wall stuff...it's right up my alley and makes me laugh.

Keep up the good work and thanks, I always seem to read it at just the right time.
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BobB
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2016, 06:35:59 AM »
Ahhhh,,,,,, I forgot what I was going to say on this reply...
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Big Rig
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2016, 06:05:48 PM »
I think I am going to call them future email signatures for my work email

You know how most people add a poem or a quote from someone famous...

I think I am going to borrow these....for a bit
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