The new neighbor

[Patrick]

 
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My Good looking single neighbor...
 
 
She's single ... she's built ... she's beautiful ... and she lives right across
the street.
 
I can see her place from my kitchen window.  I watched as she got home from work
this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my
driveway, and knocked on the door.
 
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this
strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex all
weekend.  Are you doing anything?"
 
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
 
"Great!" she said. "Can you watch my dog?" 
 
Being a senior citizen really sucks!!
 
 

[Bighead]