They don't understand motorcycle riders or I don’t understand kinky

[_Sheffjs_]

The people in the office do not understand motorcycle riders or I don’t understand kinky ----   

So Clint sends me my latest special request farkle and I open it and smile from ear to ear, see pic.   
Later a few are in my office and someone picks it up and places it in a specific spot and says hummmm we never knew. Massive laughter finally dies down and I explain how it opens to reveal the package inside. Now laughter is uncontrollable.   After some time I explain what it is really for. 

Maybe Mr. Clint Peters needs to add a leather string and sell some at Inzane. I wonder if he ever thought his product would be classified as such. 

[Willow]

 

Actually there are times that a quick access unit would come in handy.   

[Atl-Jerry]

Actually there are times that a quick access unit would come in handy.

Flowmax helps......sometimes.

[Serk]

Actually there are times that a quick access unit would come in handy.

Flowmax helps......sometimes.

Ya' know you're in a group with old codgers when quick access to the goods is discussed, and the first usage case is going wee wee and not for a roll in the hay...

[The emperor has no clothes]

Actually there are times that a quick access unit would come in handy.

Flowmax helps......sometimes.

Ya' know you're in a group with old codgers when quick access to the goods is discussed, and the first usage case is going wee wee and not for a roll in the hay...

Friggin young whipper snappers, always rubbing it in. 

[Jess from VA]

Indeed..... they were called a codpiece in Shakespearean times.

Who knew they had Vaigra back then?  Methinks Henry the Eighth was just a braggart (with eight wives, the idiot).


This was a very bad idea of course, it just made an obvious target for a giant clay-more sword of the day.


The common man only used leather. Of course, this was the origin of the infamous leather bars in Key West. 

[Bighead]

Mighty fine Cod piece

[baldo]

[Pappy!]

Baldo's secret admiration of Republicans is finally coming out.

[The emperor has no clothes]

Baldo's secret admiration of Republicans is finally coming out.

maybe not republicans in general, just W.

[G-Man]

In my office, someone would see the fuel cap cover on my desk and the next thing I would be in HR being reprimanded for creating a hostile, uncomfortable atmosphere in the work place.

No, I'm not exaggerating.  A couple of colleagues got into a heated discussion about a case and one guy cursed under his breath and flinged the file like frisbee to the other guy.  Next day, the "flinger" was gone.  Some ELSE whose cube was nearby complained that the "flinger" created a hostile atmosphere and that was all it took.