They don't understand motorcycle riders or I dont understand kinky

[_Sheffjs_]

The people in the office do not understand motorcycle riders or I don't understand kinky ----  

So Clint sends me my latest special request farkle and I open it and smile from ear to ear, see pic.  
Later a few are in my office and someone picks it up and places it in a specific spot and says hummmm we never knew. Massive laughter finally dies down and I explain how it opens to reveal the package inside. Now laughter is uncontrollable.   After some time I explain what it is really for.  

Maybe Mr. Clint Peters needs to add a leather string and sell some at Inzane. I wonder if he ever thought his product would be classified as such.  

[Grumpy]

You are a sick puppy 

[Flrider]

 

[Jess from VA]

As Johnny Carson pointed out, you take the fork in the road to avoid getting your slawson cut off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQzC1VKLoQ

Or you wear a studded codpiece to protect against an unfortunate highside slide down the pavement on your slawson.

[larue]

Just another day at the office

[_Sheffjs_]

You are a sick puppy 

Not me Grumps. It never occurred to me and prolly never would have.  A performing arts hall mind you. The women can be just as bad.   

[DD]

theatre people think outside the box or frame it.              

[Pappy!]

Actually.....look at the second photo again....looks like a leather toilet seat.

[flsix]

Got to love it

[Moofner]

I'm calling shenanigans! That hole is too big to cover the equipment it needs to cover!

[_Sheffjs_]

I'm calling shenanigans! That hole is too big to cover the equipment it needs to cover!

[Valkahuna]

It would never work for that. The hole is too small.

[Moofner]

It would never work for that. The hole is too small.

Pfffft. Leather looks better with a tight fit. You just gotta take your time and keep pushing. Nice and snug is way better than loose and flappy!