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I can see a lot of jokes comin. Mass general did a certain transplant. gives a whole new meaning to a certain
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2016, 07:29:59 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2016, 08:03:53 PM » |
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No mention of the donor.
Will a dead one work? Recently dead (like from riding one of our organ donor machines?)
Who will donate their live one? Bruce?
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2016, 08:20:32 PM » |
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No mention of the donor.
Will a dead one work? Recently dead (like from riding one of our organ donor machines?)
Who will donate their live one? Bruce?
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2016, 09:13:10 PM » |
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Saw a youtube once where they make special pumps for guys with bad diabetes and blood flow, hit a button for up one for down
god bless him if it works
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2016, 09:19:45 PM » |
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Will a dead one work? Recently dead (like from riding one of our organ donor machines?)
I apologize for taking a light hearted topic and getting serious but... Organ donations are generally taken from a person who's brain dead but who's body is still functioning, that way they can harvest the usable parts before the heart stops beating. (Background - my 27 year old cousin had a bad ATV wreck ~1.5 years ago, crushed his skull, was kept on life support for nearly a week, although he was legally brain dead, his heart was still functioning. They kept him functional so recipients and surgeons from around the country could fly in, be prepped, and receive the usable parts. No... his willy wasn't used though... but damn near everything else was...) |
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2016, 05:18:31 AM » |
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Maybe they borrowed Bruce/Caitlin Jenner's.......  Borrowed ? Is he going to ask for it back ?  That would really suck to lose 2 peni (not sure of the plural of penis) |
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2016, 05:24:13 AM » |
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white guy receives black guys penis,,first white guy in history with a huge, nevermind,,what about the kids? o nevermind..i sit here slapping myself trying to get this picture out of my mind...crap..
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2016, 06:11:23 AM » |
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Does the recipient get his choice of appendages ?
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2016, 06:15:59 AM » |
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Does the recipient get his choice of appendages ?
I think that would be his wife's decision to make.... I suppose... As long as she doesn't go with the Oriental one. |
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2016, 06:20:07 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2016, 06:25:35 AM » |
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I probably shouldn't have been so quick to make light of this very serious situation. I am pleased that out medical science is able to do something like this. It was, no doubt, a devastating loss to the patient. The article doesn't specify how much or at what levels the transplant will be functional. It's a brand new endeavor.
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2016, 06:41:41 AM » |
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2016, 08:43:11 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? |
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2016, 08:57:20 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor.  This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. |
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2016, 11:36:21 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? All I know is what Jeffrey Dahmer asked Lorena Bobbit. ' You gonna eat that ?' |
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2016, 07:12:11 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor. This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. But it's the exact same procedure regardless of whether it's an auto or allo graft, which is what I was referring to. |
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2016, 07:17:30 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? Yes. Now he has a job at Snap On Tool. |
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2016, 07:21:01 AM » |
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Saw a youtube once where they make special pumps for guys with bad diabetes and blood flow, hit a button for up one for down
I know a guy with the inflatable penis. I told him to fill it with helium, so when his Ol lady gives him a Billy Joel, her Voice will sound funny |
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2016, 07:29:01 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor. This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. But it's the exact same procedure regardless of whether it's an auto or allo graft, which is what I was referring to. It does present the question of whether a whole new medical market is about to open up for fellows who are interested not so much in a replacement but just an extension. Perhaps particularly "well endowed" gentlemen could pay for their own funerals by simply choosing to leave their equipment behind. I'll still have to depend upon life insurance.  |
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2016, 07:44:19 AM » |
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It does present the question of whether a whole new medical market is about to open up for fellows who are interested not so much in a replacement but just an extension. Perhaps particularly "well endowed" gentlemen could pay for their own funerals by simply choosing to leave their equipment behind. I'll still have to depend upon life insurance. |
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2016, 07:46:47 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor.  This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. But it's the exact same procedure regardless of whether it's an auto or allo graft, which is what I was referring to. It does present the question of whether a whole new medical market is about to open up for fellows who are interested not so much in a replacement but just an extension. Perhaps particularly "well endowed" gentlemen could pay for their own funerals by simply choosing to leave their equipment behind. I'll still have to depend upon life insurance. Puts a whole new spin on leaving a legacy. (I think I'll stick with my life insurance also)  |
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2016, 07:50:11 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor. This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. But it's the exact same procedure regardless of whether it's an auto or allo graft, which is what I was referring to. It does present the question of whether a whole new medical market is about to open up for fellows who are interested not so much in a replacement but just an extension. Perhaps particularly "well endowed" gentlemen could pay for their own funerals by simply choosing to leave their equipment behind. I'll still have to depend upon life insurance. Puts a whole new spin on leaving a legacy. (I think I'll stick with my life insurance also) My wife has told me that the size of my life insurance doesn't matter. It's just fine.... |
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2016, 09:02:26 AM » |
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As I understand this, it was lost to cancer and the donor did somehow die. I guess this is a first, and, there apparently has been no sign of rejection from the donor, recipient and recipients recipient.
Not a first, didn't that guy Bobbit have his put back on after his wife snipped it off?? It was reattached but it was his own not a transplant. The issue of rejection is not a problem with reattachment, but you knew that, doctor. This one was indeed a first if one is willing to ignore all the instances of transplantation without detachment. But it's the exact same procedure regardless of whether it's an auto or allo graft, which is what I was referring to. It does present the question of whether a whole new medical market is about to open up for fellows who are interested not so much in a replacement but just an extension. Perhaps particularly "well endowed" gentlemen could pay for their own funerals by simply choosing to leave their equipment behind. I'll still have to depend upon life insurance. Puts a whole new spin on leaving a legacy. (I think I'll stick with my life insurance also) My wife has told me that the size of my life insurance doesn't matter. It's just fine.... It's not the size of your life insurance policy that matters, it's how well it pays off. |
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2016, 09:33:27 AM » |
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Hmmm, I wonder if an adjuster/appraiser has to come and take a look.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2016, 09:57:36 AM » |
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So a big guy with a very high whiny voice goes to the doc and asked why his voice is so girl-like.
After the exam, the doc says believe it or not, your pecker is so huge it's pulling on your vocal cords. He says he can fix it by removing the huge appendage and replacing it with a normal smaller one. And the guy agrees and has the surgery, but later changes his mind and asks the doc to replace his old pecker.
In a very high whiny voice, the Doctor says............. deal's a deal. No can do.
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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2016, 10:11:54 AM » |
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So a big guy with a very high whiny voice goes to the doc and asked why his voice is so girl-like.
After the exam, the doc says believe it or not, your pecker is so huge it's pulling on your vocal cords. He says he can fix it by removing the huge appendage and replacing it with a normal smaller one. And the guy agrees and has the surgery, but later changes his mind and asks the doc to replace his old pecker.
In a very high whiny voice, the Doctor says............. deal's a deal. No can do.
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