I thought it was funny

[..]

Somewhere near Asheville we stopped for gas and restroom break.

By the time a restroom was vacant I was very happy.

I stepped into the Women's room. It's NC and as we know rest rooms are fair game for all.

As I stepped out I said to the lady waiting.

"Today I self identified as a man desperate to use a rest room."

Nothing. Not even a flicker of a smile, annoyance nothing.

[GiG]

It was a guy in a dress waiting for the ladies room 

[fudgie]

The other day at a fast food joint I went to use the bathroom. Saw a guy standing out by the door but I paid no attention. I walked in and gave a nod to a lady standing there helping a handi-cap person piss. She was holding him up on his feet. I started my business and it dawned on me that there was a lady standing 2' away from me.   Finished my business and as I was washing my hands another guy came in, saw her and high tailed it back out the door. Didn't bother me at all that she was in there. Guess being around women and many bike rallies made this seem natural.  

[Patrick]

Somewhere near Asheville we stopped for gas and restroom break.

By the time a restroom was vacant I was very happy.

I stepped into the Women's room. It's NC and as we know rest rooms are fair game for all.

As I stepped out I said to the lady waiting.

"Today I self identified as a man desperate to use a rest room."

Nothing. Not even a flicker of a smile, annoyance nothing.

Some people have no sense of humor. I know some of them.

[bill-jr]

She was holding him up on his feet. ?!?!?

Like by his ankles ?????

Haha im picturing something different then you saw im sure .....

[..]

Got a temporary Sam's Club membership today.

At the checkout the woman working swiped my card and looked at the info on her screen.

"You're not a Sandra are you" she asked.

I replied "no, today I'm self identifying as a bearded, overweight man named Paul."

She and the lady behind me in line both laughed.

She swiped the card again and all was OK.

[da prez]

If she has seen it before , it's nothing new. If she hasn't seen it before , she may not know what it is. 
  If she dropped the other guy and fell to the floor laughing , you were just compaired. 

                                 da prez

[DK]

If she has seen it before , it's nothing new. If she hasn't seen it before , she may not know what it is. 
  If she dropped the other guy and fell to the floor laughing , you were just compaired. 

                                 da prez

That word "comparison" must be what all these protestors are so scared of.

[cookiedough]

when you gotta go, you gotta go.  I've used a women's bathroom once awhile ago in a public place.

However,  about 20 years ago at a Milwaukee Brewers game some drunks early 20's were letting it all hang out to see,  tailgating before the game in the parking lot just whipping it out with girls all around.  when you gotta go, you gotta go.  These guys were hilarious since they were egging on the guys with girlfriends walking on buy asking them if they were jealous or something.