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Patrick
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« on: June 04, 2016, 06:13:20 AM »




“4 worms in Church"
 
 
 
 

Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!

 
 



 A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
 
 
 
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . ..  Dead.



The  second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!




Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!.
 
 
 
 
Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .
Alive?!

 

So  the Minister asked the congregation,
"So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"
 
 
 




Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
 
"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you  won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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mike72903
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2016, 08:34:07 AM »

LOL
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