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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2016, 07:23:50 AM » |
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Was he/she in one of the newly designated restrooms ?
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2016, 07:26:39 AM » |
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2016, 08:19:43 AM » |
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That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2016, 08:23:53 AM » |
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That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
I was thinking the same thing. What reason could they possibly have ? |
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2016, 08:52:16 AM » |
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Come on. Unless he was on camera, he was just scratching himself.
Hope he wasn't humming the Marine Hymn (like John Glenn in The Right Stuff)
That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
If you die on active duty, a casualty officer is appointed to go through your stuff and make sure no embarrassing items are sent home to your folks/wife and kids. It's a good plan, and not thievery.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2016, 11:13:55 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2016, 11:16:17 AM » |
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He was donating sperm on his lunch hour.
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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bigguy
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2016, 12:28:06 PM » |
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Guess they could have been more sensitive. Kind-a reminds me this event: The Joplin , Missouri Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The police would not release the dead man's name until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , Kansas. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, nipple rings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2016, 01:06:12 PM » |
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Guess they could have been more sensitive. Kind-a reminds me this event: The Joplin , Missouri Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The police would not release the dead man's name until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , Kansas. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, nipple rings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2016, 03:00:01 PM » |
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That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
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Now this is getting interesting........
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2016, 04:08:41 PM » |
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Now mothers all over the country will be telling their teenage sons. . . .see what happens.
-RP
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2016, 04:23:23 PM » |
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Now mothers all over the country will be telling their teenage sons. . . .see what happens.
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Everything is worse now. When I was a kid you only had to worry about going blind. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2016, 04:47:17 PM » |
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Guess they could have been more sensitive. Kind-a reminds me this event: The Joplin , Missouri Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The police would not release the dead man's name until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , Kansas. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, nipple rings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment. LOLOL....  now THAT was funny.... |
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2016, 05:43:05 PM » |
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Now mothers all over the country will be telling their teenage sons. . . .see what happens.
-RP
Everything is worse now. When I was a kid you only had to worry about going blind. And in England hairs on the palm of the offending hand.  |
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2016, 08:26:25 PM » |
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Probably pressed the wrong button on the computer and got a picture of Hilldabeast. I do agree something like that should be kept private.
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2016, 06:13:58 AM » |
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That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
The fault is somewhat our own as a culture. On the one hand I'm disgusted often by what the "news" reports but then they tend to report what we as a culture want to see.  |
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2016, 11:22:35 AM » |
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I guess they got him coming and going at the same time coffee out my nose on that! |
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2016, 11:45:59 AM » |
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That's the kind of thing that should NEVER be in the news, and should not even have been revealed to his family. He died of a heart attack while at work. End of story.
The fault is somewhat our own as a culture. On the one hand I'm disgusted often by what the "news" reports but then they tend to report what we as a culture want to see. I guess you are right. Some of the responses here bear that out.  |
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2016, 02:24:34 PM » |
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We had a fellow employee have a heart attack on the john at work. He went in there to give himself an injection (he was a diabetic). Died right there.
The responders said that it's really common to find people that have gone to the bathroom and never leave alive.
The really sad part is that nobody found him for several hours after most everybody else had gone home for the day. That day's evening shift had found him later in their shift.
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Valk_Ridin_Soldier
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2016, 02:51:26 PM » |
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The Headline "Man dies of a Heart Attack in the Hospital" isn't going to grab readers attention. Editor would be like "I am not wasting the column inches on this."
"What about if he works there, boss?"
"Nah...people keel over at work alla time."
"What if he was in the bathroom?"
"Better, but, still, we gotta increase readership. Nobody's clicking on that."
"His pants were down. We could throw Pooping in there. People always click on a good poop story."
"Meh. Getting better."
"Masturbating?"
"YES! You're a friggin Genius. Run with that."
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« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2016, 03:54:45 AM » |
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The fault is somewhat our own as a culture. On the one hand I'm disgusted often by what the "news" reports but then they tend to report what we as a culture want to see. Mmmm... May I suggest that you don't use the words "one hand" in a topic like this!  |
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2016, 06:00:57 PM » |
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I've fallen asleep on the poddy once, does that count?  It was also when I was 18 and drunk enough to kick the bucket as well on our senior high school class trip...  However, I have darn near dozed off while on the john at work from time to time. Sure beats sitting at my desk staring at a computer screen...  |
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