I woke up alone in a hospital room, with no idea how I got there.
The phone rang, and I answered it.
A doctor on the other end identified himself, and told me: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning.
I'm afraid you have the Zitka virus, Ebola, and you're positive for hepatitis."
I was stunned and asked "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of cheese pizza."
I said: "How the hell will that help me, doc?"
"It won't", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
I'm OK......But I did make you look.
The ticker is doing fine and I'm hard at work in the Cardio Rehab.
