Woke Up In A Hospital Room......

[Detn8er]

I woke up alone in a hospital room, with no idea how I got there.

The phone rang, and I answered it.

A doctor on the other end identified himself, and told me: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning.

I'm afraid you have the Zitka virus, Ebola, and you're positive for hepatitis."

I was stunned and asked "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"

The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of cheese pizza."

I said: "How the hell will that help me, doc?"

"It won't", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."




I'm OK......But I did make you look.  The ticker is doing fine and I'm hard at work in the Cardio Rehab.   

[DirtyDan]

Giggle

Dan

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

I'm afraid you have the Zitka virus




I'm OK......But I did make you look.   The ticker is doing fine and I'm hard at work in the Cardio Rehab.  

Is that a teenage virus  

[art]

Was in the hospital a few years back for several problems which an infection was not the least of them. During my stay they kept the door closed which I didn't mind since it was nice and quite. Turns out they thought it was C-Dif. which is real bad. Not knowing this I couldn't figure out why the nurses were all covered up. I was getting a little worried and no information. Turns out it was something else. They never said anything about pizza and kept feeding me hospital crap.

[Oss]

So y'all like scarin ole Oss do ya?

Glad you are still on the mend.

Someday you have got to send me that missing pic of you and joe side by side going thru the dragon that his computer lost

[Willow]

... I couldn't figure out why the nurses were all covered up. ...

During my hospital stays I too preferred uncovered nurses.   

[The emperor has no clothes]

... I couldn't figure out why the nurses were all covered up. ...

During my hospital stays I too preferred uncovered nurses.  

I hope you tipped appropriately. 

[Jess Tolbirt]

you are a BUTT NUGGET

[Highbinder]

The real question here is...how was the pizza?, good  I know you hung around long enough in this yarn to get some free pizza 

[G-Man]

You got me!

Damn glad you're OK!  Let me know when you're back riding.  I'm sure you'll need the pointers,  I taught T-Bird everything he knows.

[czuch]

Detn8er,,,,,,,yup, no reason to think YOU'D wake up there.
I've read your stories and seen your posts. You're bitchen and I know its not "Safety third".
BTW, That's one of my favorite jokes.

[ChromeDome]

You're a fuuny funny guy .... armed with high explosives!