Blonde Helping a Trucker(apologies to all those beautiful ladies)

[John Schmidt]

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down......

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that

Have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.

Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble”

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!

There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World." 

[Jess from VA]

  

The way I heard it, it was a refrigerator truck full of penguins.  And after the trucker could not find them at the zoo, found her walking up the beach in the surf with 35 penguins following her.

I did take them to the zoo, but we had money left over so I took them to the beach.     

[John Schmidt]

Hey Jess, I just copy/paste. I do remember your version from years earlier. I sent it to an old HS friend, a gal I dated a few times over 60 yrs. ago but her bro and I stay in touch regularly. She was a beautiful blonde in her day.....so writes back: "I'm now totally gray, or as I like to call it a platinum blonde. So, your joke doesn't apply anymore." She still got a chuckle from it.