Who thinks this stuff up?

[_Sheffjs_]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCztMX8n-pA

[sixlow]

Those sick Chinese chaps !

[John Schmidt]

Some years ago I used to have a wind up chicken that you filled with jelly beans. When you let it go, it would hop across the table and drop jelly beans out its butt like an egg. Also had a donkey with packs hanging down on both sides that you filled with cigarettes. The tail stuck straight out in back and when you pressed down on the tail, a long fresh cigarette came out his butt under the tail. I used to have it sitting on the coffee table in the living room, much to the delight of the visitors and to the irritation of my then wife. She finally threw it out while I was at work, Rita probably would have just hid it like she did my slingshot when she caught me knocking squirrels out of the tree. Furry tree rats!  

[Moofner]

Well I've never had a poop that lit on fire in the wind while I was camping...