A Fart In is planned for the DNC tonight

[solo1]

That should be a Gas.!

I wonder if the combination of hot air and methane gas could spontaneously combust resulting in a explosion of liberal bad mouthing.

An event like this would be pretty hard to Trump

[Rams]

Heard about this several days ago, the Sanders supporters were planning a big bean lunch approximately 6 hours prior to Hilary accepting the nomination.   That being the average time it takes for "bean gas" to make it's way back to the outside.   While somewhat disgusting, I surely hope it works.   

[Serk]

Considering the noxious things already coming out of the mouths of the speakers and attendants, will it really be possible to tell any difference?

[sleepngbear]

Considering the noxious things already coming out of the mouths of the speakers and attendants, will it really be possible to tell any difference?

Yes -- the farts will be immeasurably more tolerable. Pleasing to the senses, even.

[Karen]

I'd be glad to participate right here at home, but I don't have a single bean in the house...

[Pete]

I am sorry folks, this is just GROSS.
The whole democrat party must be so proud!

Is the whole democrat party just full of loons?
Sure seems that way.

I though my disrespect of political parties could not go any lower, I was wrong.

[Skinhead]

I'd be glad to participate right here at home, but I don't have a single bean in the house...

Always the trooper!  That's why I love you Karen!

[da prez]

  The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also! 

                      name with held for personal reasons

[Willow]

  The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also! 

                      name with held for personal reasons

Actually, the methane itself is almost if not completely odorless.  It picks up the smell (particles) from whatever it passes through.  If it smells badly on exit it is because the host is holding something that should have or certainly could have been previously offloaded.

Particles.  Here's another encouraging thought.  When you smell something that disgusts you it's because you have taken particles of that something up into your nose. 

[The emperor has no clothes]

  The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also! 

                      name with held for personal reasons

Actually, the methane itself is almost if not completely odorless.  It picks up the smell (particles) from whatever it passes through.  If it smells badly on exit it is because the host is holding something that should have or certainly could have been previously offloaded.

Particles.  Here's another encouraging thought.  When you smell something that disgusts you it's because you have taken particles of that something up into your nose. 

So in layman's terms, we are all snorting crap. 

[sleepngbear]

  The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also! 

                      name with held for personal reasons

Actually, the methane itself is almost if not completely odorless.  It picks up the smell (particles) from whatever it passes through.  If it smells badly on exit it is because the host is holding something that should have or certainly could have been previously offloaded.

Particles.  Here's another encouraging thought.  When you smell something that disgusts you it's because you have taken particles of that something up into your nose. 

What the HELL have my dogs been eating. 

[Rams]

Actually, the methane itself is almost if not completely odorless.  It picks up the smell (particles) from whatever it passes through.  If it smells badly on exit it is because the host is holding something that should have or certainly could have been previously offloaded.

Particles.  Here's another encouraging thought.  When you smell something that disgusts you it's because you have taken particles of that something up into your nose. 

Although enlightenment was not sought concerning this process, the attempt is appreciated.

That does not explain the stagnant disconcerting stench that permeated the television area while Hillary spoke last night.     I was not aware that television signals could carry aromas?   I accused my dog Bowser of passing gas but, he denied such a breach of good behavior with his "I'm innocent" look.    

[Gavin_Sons]

Actually, the methane itself is almost if not completely odorless.  It picks up the smell (particles) from whatever it passes through.  If it smells badly on exit it is because the host is holding something that should have or certainly could have been previously offloaded.

Particles.  Here's another encouraging thought.  When you smell something that disgusts you it's because you have taken particles of that something up into your nose. 

Although enlightenment was not sought concerning this process, the attempt is appreciated.

That does not explain the stagnant disconcerting stench that permeated the television area while Hillary spoke last night.     I was not aware that television signals could carry aromas?   I accused my dog Bowser of passing gas but, he denied such a breach of good behavior with his "I'm innocent" look.    

that was stagnant Ron. you know, water that stands for a long time and starts to smell. Kinda like the democraps, somehow they keep standing and keep getting more stagnant.

[Rams]

that was stagnant Ron. you know, water that stands for a long time and starts to smell. Kinda like the democraps, somehow they keep standing and keep getting more stagnant.

Hmm.....   ???

Possibly.   I think it may have been more likely attributed to the lightnig bolts that were coming from above as she spoke.   It was stormy last night here............

I will admit, she had two of the best con men in history as mentors.  

[The emperor has no clothes]

that was stagnant Ron.

Hmm.....   ???

Possibly.   I think it may have been more likely attributed to the lightnig bolts that were coming from above as she spoke.   It was stormy last night here............

I will admit, she had two of the best con men in history as mentors.  

So now you have changed titles from PIA Ron to Stagnant Ron ?  

[Rams]

that was stagnant Ron.

Hmm.....   ???

Possibly.   I think it may have been more likely attributed to the lightnig bolts that were coming from above as she spoke.   It was stormy last night here............

I will admit, she had two of the best con men in history as mentors.  

So now you have changed titles from PIA Ron to Stagnant Ron ?  

Well, I'm not so sure about that.   I may accept that title if (if is the big word in this) that title is in fact a promotion with a pay raise.  A man needs to have ambitions and asperations ya know.     I don't mind additional responsibilities should the pay be reflective of the effort required to do it well.   If not, I'll just keep being the PITA that I (apparently) do so well.  

Edited:  Wait!   I just realized, this may not be a promotion but, could be a demotion.   I'll need a definition provided in the pecking order of such titles.   Where and who is my Union Rep?     Kentucky is a Right to Work State, I have my doubts I'll get any good Union advice.    

[Patrick]

Well, what happened. Did they have it or not ?

[Psychotic Bovine]

 The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also!  

                      name with held for personal reasons

A little known fact about me:  I have no sense of smell.  My olfactory bulbs never developed.

So, a funny thing; to me, a fart is just a funny noise.

[sleepngbear]

A little known fact about me:  I have no sense of smell.  My olfactory bulbs never developed.

So, a funny thing; to me, a fart is just a funny noise.

Well it's always that! Some say it's one of the funniest things ever produced by man. Especially when they produce them in church. 

[Rams]

 The only reason farts smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also!  

                      name with held for personal reasons

A little known fact about me:  I have no sense of smell.  My olfactory bulbs never developed.

So, a funny thing; to me, a fart is just a funny noise.

Well, that stinks!