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« on: September 04, 2016, 03:34:27 AM » |
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Two guys grow up together in Florida but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Texas.
They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.
At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”
“OK.”
Ten years later at age 40 they play.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”
Ten years later at age 50 they play
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”
”OK.”
At age 60 they play
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“OK”
At age 70 they play
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”
At age 80 they play
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“You should always try to expand your horizons and we’ve never been there before!
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 11:30:38 AM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time.  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 11:42:13 AM » |
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I've only been to a Hooters a couple times. It is my observations that the medium/small chested waitresses make up for it with XS Tshirts. I'm OK with that. (Last time I was there with Santa (Tom from AL), they all wanted to sit on his lap and tell them what they wanted for Christmas. I'm pretty sure they knew he wasn't the real Santa, but they did it anyway.  |
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« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 11:44:04 AM by Jess from VA »
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Patrick
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2016, 01:15:17 PM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. So even a joke has to be historically accurate around here. OK. |
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Willow
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2016, 02:38:37 PM » |
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So even a joke has to be historically accurate around here. OK.
LOL! I gave you the winking emoticon, Patrick. |
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baldo
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2016, 02:50:06 PM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. So even a joke has to be historically accurate around here. OK. I was about to Snopes it..... |
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Patrick
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2016, 02:54:00 PM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. So even a joke has to be historically accurate around here. OK. I was about to Snopes it..... It appears Willow did the homework. Guys are tough around here. |
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2016, 03:16:21 PM » |
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I've only been to a Hooters a couple times. It is my observations that the medium/small chested waitresses make up for it with XS Tshirts. I'm OK with that. (Last time I was there with Santa (Tom from AL), they all wanted to sit on his lap and tell them what they wanted for Christmas. I'm pretty sure they knew he wasn't the real Santa, but they did it anyway. I don't know if the waitresses got anything from it , but I'm pretty sure Santa was pretty pleased   |
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2016, 03:27:34 PM » |
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Funny. I laughed out loud, even parked here in the handicap slot by the door. Well, not by Hooters door. Never been |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2016, 05:31:10 PM » |
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I'm with Willow re. 60 yr. old men, except expand that to the 70's. I was told many years ago that a man's interest in such things begin to wane in their late 50's and into their 60's. I'm still waiting!  |
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Patrick
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2016, 04:42:10 AM » |
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I'm still waiting too. I don't even need those little pills.
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2016, 05:17:49 AM » |
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TMI.  |
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2016, 10:08:13 AM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. While Hooters was incorporated in 1983 we can, and should, make the correct assumption that the joke is projecting to future meetings at Hooters. The joke suggested that there were women with big racks there, not necessarily an abundance of them. Nothing was suggested that these guys were losing interest big breasted women. They clearly know about them but simply discovered other perks about the place. However the main failure of the original posted joke was the dismal lack of visual aids. I fixed that.  |
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baldo
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2016, 10:27:23 AM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. While Hooters was incorporated in 1983 we can, and should, make the correct assumption that the joke is projecting to future meetings at Hooters. The joke suggested that there were women with big racks there, not necessarily an abundance of them. Nothing was suggested that these guys were losing interest big breasted women. They clearly know about them but simply discovered other perks about the place. However the main failure of the original posted joke was the dismal lack of visual aids. I fixed that. Perks! I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Patrick
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2016, 01:19:33 PM » |
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Ha ha! There are several things wrong with that "funny" story. Hooters was incorporated in 1983. If you think Hooters has an abundance of large breasted women you really haven't visited very many Hooters. If you think sixty year old men lose interest in large breasted women you haven't been around very many sixty-year-olds. It's a funny story, Patrick, but let's do a little more research next time. While Hooters was incorporated in 1983 we can, and should, make the correct assumption that the joke is projecting to future meetings at Hooters. The joke suggested that there were women with big racks there, not necessarily an abundance of them. Nothing was suggested that these guys were losing interest big breasted women. They clearly know about them but simply discovered other perks about the place. However the main failure of the original posted joke was the dismal lack of visual aids. I fixed that. Didn't mean to fail. But, thanks for fixing it. I too like perks, especially perky perks. |
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