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Jess from VA
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« on: September 14, 2016, 07:19:54 AM »
http://www.france24.com/en/20160914-sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species



His name is Diego, but he should have been called Woody.

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2016, 08:00:08 AM »
Somebody needs to get out and ride!   Evil  Evil
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2016, 08:21:19 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2016, 08:29:09 AM »
Quote from: Jess from VA on September 14, 2016, 07:19:54 AM
http://www.france24.com/en/20160914-sexploits-diego-tortoise-save-galapagos-species



His name is Diego, but he should have been called Woody.

Say my name sweetheart.


Live to ride, ride to live.
Many moons ago we took the kids to the San Diego Zoo. My wife was just fascinated watching one of those guys trying to have his way with the female turtle. He would spend much time and energy to get up there only to have her take a step and have him slide off. This went on forever until the kids and I finally dragged her away. Little did I know she was simply studying the technique for future use.  tickedoff
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JimC
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2016, 08:35:02 PM »
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My wife was just fascinated watching one of those guys trying to have his way with the female turtle. He would spend much time and energy to get up there only to have her take a step and have him slide off. This went on forever until the kids and I finally dragged her away. Little did I know she was simply studying the technique for future use.  tickedoff

Now that's funny, to me anyway, but not so much for you!


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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2016, 08:54:15 PM »
I remember as a kid taking a trip to our local zoo seeing a polar bear with a  massive woody.  All the young girls got a chuckle out of it,  the guys kept silent and were jealous   2funny
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2016, 09:43:14 PM »
Sometime in elementary, we had a class trip to the zoo.  Classes were small.  As we approached the chimps, a female was doing herself on a sink faucet at the back of the enclosure, with some enthusiasm.  No one really understood what was happening, but everyone was pretty sure it was nasty.  Our old spinster teacher was mortified beyond speech, would answer no questions, and moved us quickly along.  

Later, when folks talked about monkeys and chimps flinging their poop, I always thought, you ain't seen nothing.  
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2016, 04:04:21 AM »
And they have turtle Viagra?
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