Rams
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Only In California - Governor Jerry Brown Signs Bill To Regulate Cow Flatulence http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-19/only-california-governor-jerry-brown-signs-bill-regulate-cow-flatulenceSomehow I got visions of cows with balloons strapped to their backs and hoses stuck you know where. This could be better than Disneyland........... |
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Learning the majority of life's lessons the hard way.
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2016, 08:08:45 PM » |
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I read this the other day, now no pun intended but with all the other BS going on THIS is a priority?
Can they install methane detectors and get daily readings?
This crap stinks to high heaven.
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2016, 09:31:38 PM » |
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They need to hook up to the politicians and power the earth with all the b/s. The hoses will be attached to their mouths.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2016, 09:32:12 PM » |
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Heard they gonna rename a car race out there the cow fart 500.  Course someone could be just passin bad gas.  RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 03:41:39 AM » |
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environmental UN Marxists have been pushing that lie for 30 yrs. They finally have enough non-English reading and speaking voters in the state to get it passed.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2016, 04:59:03 AM » |
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I remember when this was brought up around the time that Al Gore was all about global warming. Cow farts were a major contributor to global warming! Looks like animal profiling to me, targeting cows mainley. If I was a cow I would refuse to give milk and burn down some barns! |
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2016, 06:00:40 AM » |
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If I was a cow I would refuse to give milk and burn down some barns!
Cows are smart enough to not burn down their sources of food, unlike certain other species. (Or is that feces?) |
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Rams
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2016, 06:05:17 AM » |
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Pairing Cow Flatulence and fire does not seem like a good time around the ole campfire to me.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2016, 06:11:24 AM » |
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only in california... really - cow farting backpacks?? Get real!!
Is California air that unclean/dirty?
here in WI though lately we have had a few human deaths from methane gases from cow digester pits, so trapping those gases can be deadly.
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2016, 07:06:35 AM » |
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This is why InZane could never be held in California. We don't want to be fined for excess methane production. I suppose a digester pit accident could happen anywhere, though.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2016, 07:32:27 AM » |
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I too remember when this was being taunted as a major part of gorbal warming. So I guess it was only a matter of time before some laws were made. Figures it would be California. But, I wonder if the cows will pay attention and comply. I'm wondering too if the bovine diapers will cause the animal to float away if they are not changed in time. Or will fart gas monitors have to be installed and records kept. Just think, this could really help with the unemployment situation, think just how many more government jobs this could create. Old governor Brown is probably proud of the job he is doing.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2016, 10:55:34 AM » |
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Sounds like a job for "Beano Man" and his faithful companion "Beano Boy".  |
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2016, 11:09:07 AM » |
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Wonder if we could sell "California Cow Corks" out there. Just a real big cork with a hose that goes into a compressor then into a propane tank. Cows would pull them with a wagon attached. Another hose for the solid stuff and, of course, into the wagon.
This industry would catapult us into the 21st century.
Or 21 AD.
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2016, 01:14:14 PM » |
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Maybe cows are like men.
All farts are not equal.
I new a guy who could clear a room. He farted at a Lions game (stadium), and the guy next to him puked (beer was also involved) (It was a good time to go take a leak).
I don't know what his diet was; it seemed to be dead rats and onions with hot sauce.
Hay would seem so much more benign (esp with four stomachs).
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2016, 02:29:02 PM » |
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Falstaff beer hard boiled eggs beans closed car on the ramp at N A S North Island summer bout noonish. First one to leave pay everyone else 20-30-40 bucks whatever was decided up front. Lets just say I NEVER paid-I always collected-OH-B T W-puking is considered first out. RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2016, 03:07:01 PM » |
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my farts do not stink, ya right. I did however some 25+ years ago rattle a wooden high school bleacher at a BB game, man that was a BIG BOOM. The guy in my high school class beside me felt the wooden bleacher vibrate, NO JOKE!! |
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2016, 03:28:36 PM » |
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Here I sit broken hearted tried to ........
Oh never mind
Dan
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2016, 04:19:35 PM » |
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my farts do not stink, ya right. I did however some 25+ years ago rattle a wooden high school bleacher at a BB game, man that was a BIG BOOM. The guy in my high school class beside me felt the wooden bleacher vibrate, NO JOKE!! WHEN we ride together-you Follow! RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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