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Author Topic: Facebook for seniors. (I call it Farcebook, bugs my girls)  (Read 625 times)
John Schmidt
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« on: November 22, 2016, 01:14:29 PM »

For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.  I listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook.  I already have four people following me:  two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2016, 01:16:18 PM »

I call it FacePlant. 

I don't need or use it.
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baldo
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2016, 01:20:36 PM »

For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.  I listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook.  I already have four people following me:  two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.


That image is pretty funny......lolol.... Grin Grin
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signart
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2016, 02:22:00 PM »

I call it FaceBut. You put pictures of your face on there, and show your but. Wink
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Willow
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2016, 03:50:22 PM »

butt
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solo1
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2016, 03:58:14 PM »

but that can't be right!
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2016, 04:51:02 PM »

The replies are oft times more humorous than the post. This one is no exception.  2funny

Butt!  2funny 2funny
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signart
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2016, 06:18:39 PM »

I just use one t spelling but.
You can't put tt's anywhere around here without getting these guys worked up. Smiley  
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