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« on: November 25, 2016, 01:29:07 PM »

                                                     Surprising… Part One

Another big adventure drew to its inevitable conclusion, and I wound-up comfortably nestled in my almost irresistible nemesis: That threatening, foreboding harbinger of the truly dreaded day when my adventurizing will permanently end… and, predictably, I soon fell fast asleep…

Yep, that unapologetically sneaky recliner had done it to me again… No surprises here. Napper swears that my sofa has ether in it, as it has a similar effect upon her… Well, that recalcitrant, recidivist butt magnet of mine must have plenty of it, too.

It was a good six-week and six-thousand-mile adventure, though, and it left me with that all too familiar desire to return to another one as soon as I could… Again, no surprise. I should mention right at the beginning of this that the ‘Gremlin Bell’ RDAbull sent me was a most pleasant surprise, and it worked fine throughout the portion of the trek it was aboard. I’m mighty glad I have it!  I do like to practice safe riding, ya know…

Roger had sent it to me while I was visiting my cousin, and I’d promptly mounted it… rather cleverly I must also add… Anyway, no nasty surprises were subsequently ever encountered, so it obviously works just as it’s supposed to… Thanks again, Roger, I appreciate it far more than mere words can ever express…

Like most normal folks, regrettably, I also have some chores to attend, items to address, people to see, doctors to allow to poke and squeeze me in some sensitive areas… all that regular life jazz. Dang, I do miss those heady days of free-range travel completely devoid of deadlines, commitments, responsibilities… any of the things that complicate our lives and confound our natural inclinations… Oh well, I’m back in Florida again… but not for long!

Another Fall Color Ride was upcoming, and I was in my usual mode… anxious to the point I didn’t want to wait around for a time I could depart and comfortably arrive at the scene on time. Of course, no surprise here either. Nope, I left several days earlier than I needed to just because I could…

I’ve never had a problem finding things to do or places to ride, especially when the alternative is to wait around allowing myself to be seduced by that certain diabolical piece of furniture into wasting more precious time… Nosiree, I’d just take a long-cut and do what I do!

Back roads, no rush, no reason to even speed and risk a LEO encounter. Nope, just easy riding, pondering this and that, letting ALI work her magic on me… Yep, whoever came up with that expression about ‘wind therapy’ sure knew what they were talking about! Life is just so much better when experienced while peering out over a set of handlebars…

A day and a half after leaving that conniving, conspiratorial fanny holder, I found myself seated upon a by now most familiar and altogether friendly stool at the counter of CF Penn Hamburgers dining upon my usual… three ‘all the way’ and a Pepsi. One of the few constants in my life is a meal there a couple of times a year, and my order is almost always the exact same… Then, it was time for ‘standing on the corner’ and a little reflection, recollection, and ponderment…

Two more days of aimlessly wandering about, then it was time to arrive in Rome, GA, where I’d hook up with Napper, who was driving up from Montgomery, AL, to follow me to the FCR.  First, there was a stop near Chattanooga, TN, however, for a very special evening… and a ‘nostalgic steak dinner’ for one…

It was my birthday, and it was one of those biggies… an ‘0’ birthday that this time would signal my undeniable arrival at full-fledged geezer-hood. I’d joked in recent years, that my sole remaining goal in life was to become a dirty old man… I’ve made it! Funny, I don’t feel any different…

OK, I do ache in a couple of places I didn’t use to, and I do have to adjust my pace nowadays… more about that later… OK, and I also watch my diet a bit more carefully than I did once upon a time… then there are some subtle changes that… If you’re already there, then you know all too well what I’m saying here…

I guess what I mean is that in terms of attitude and thinking I don’t feel any different… It’s more like I’m still a sixteen-year-old boy, only I’m trapped inside a seventy-year-old body… I suppose there is a compensation: I’ve lived long enough that at least now I can legally go into ladies’ restrooms… every sixteen-year-old boy’s dream! Anyway, if you’re not there yet, trust me, you are in for a surprise or two of your own…

My first real surprise on this ride came in Rome, GA, when Napper showed up at the appointed place and time. Navigation is not her strong suit, so we were both quite happy and more than a little relieved about her arrival there and then and all that it signified.

We had a pleasant evening, even went out for dinner… then, we watched TV… Looking back on it now, I suppose it wasn’t very romantic… I have no idea why she tolerates me, but… Pretty much any guy who is in a relationship of longstanding probably has the same statement to make for himself… Do women have some sort of masochistic gene or something? Beats me, but I sure ain’t complaining any!

That Friday morning, we rolled out headed for Robbinsville, NC, and the Phillips Motel… ground zero for the annual FCR. My second significant surprise came when we arrived and met-up with Long Tom, who had reserved the three-bedroom cabin Coot, Napper, and I would be sharing with Tom… and his new bride!

WOW! What a difference a few weeks can make! Tom and I had been chatting just a short time before, confirming our rock-solid commitment to bachelorhood and all that other crap we guys spout about our ‘natural state’ and our complete lack of any intention of ever hooking up in a permanent way with any other member of the female persuasion… or of any persuasion for that matter. Nope, self-sufficient and self-reliant, solitary creatures entire unto ourselves… Been there in bondage, ain’t going back… until we do… Maybe we have a masochistic gene in us, as well…?

We skipped the group riding on Saturday, instead doing our own thing in the car… Napper can’t ride anymore, so ALI got to take the day off… not that she wanted to, but… She took it all in stride, though, as she always does.

Sunday the event ended and everybody scattered in all directions, just like we do every year. Tom and his brand-new Mrs. loaded up all their gear… which was considerable. They’d pulled a trailer so they could bring a grill and implements for cooking steaks and such… They had treated us to a couple of meals on this trip, so that was a genuine surprise for sure! I didn’t even have to take Napper out for another ‘romantic’ dinner!

I lead Napper back to Rome, GA, so she didn’t have to navigate that stretch of road through the hills alone… Turns out, I should have lead her all the way home. I didn’t know about the boo-boos, though, until that evening when we spoke on the phone… She does have a flare for the dramatic… and, she is no stranger to hyperbole either!

“Ever heard of the Trail of Tears?” she began our conversation with a serious, disarming cadence, which was belied by the almost sardonic lilt in her tone. I braced for the other shoe to drop… Yes, I have, I’d responded, but… “Well, I was on it today!” she exclaimed, now with a near fever pitch. Not more than fifty miles or so one way out of the way, so not all that bad really… considering… At least it wasn’t the ‘Oregon Trail’ she’d stumbled across…

She then went on to explain why she thought the name of that trail was so appropriate, and why it had such a special meaning for her now… I’m thinking instead of more jewelry a GPS might make a good Christmas gift this year… what do y’all think?

Once we’d waved good-bye, I headed back towards the mountains… totally oblivious to her impending plight and totally not lost myself… Nope, just a return to serene, easy riding for this intrepid trekker, doing what I do love to do.

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2016, 01:36:07 PM »

just keep your adventures coming Bruce   Cool

and I will keep looking forward to reading about them

Hope you are having a happy thanksgiving

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2016, 02:57:31 PM »

Well Bruce, welcome to the advanced stages of geezerhood. Been there a few years already and I'll tell you one thing....having raised four daughters, I have no desire to EVER again go into a ladies restroom.  Grin  As for the female side of the table, I have to agree with the genetic disposition you referred to.....done with my loving resident bed warmer in mind. Surely, my Rita must have a sense of humor seldom seen. She does have one thing in common with Napper, I can get her lost in our own neighborhood. Kinda fun actually, we'll be riding along on our way to some distant destination and she'll suddenly exclaim "I have no idea where we are, do you?" I seldom answer, just turn a couple corners and there we are. Reactions are often priceless.

Enjoy the ride my friend, wish I could do likewise.  cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2016, 03:54:16 PM »

 cooldude Welcome to that certain age...  Evil
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2016, 06:18:31 PM »

quote:

"I guess what I mean is that in terms of attitude and thinking I don’t feel any different… It’s more like I’m still a sixteen-year-old boy".

I get that feeling sometimes.  Then I see a mirror!   Undecided

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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2016, 04:08:12 AM »

just keep your adventures coming Bruce   Cool

and I will keep looking forward to reading about them

Hope you are having a happy thanksgiving

Oss






Thanks, Evan... Yep, as a matter of fact, I am having a good T'day... actually a typical T'day for me... I do indeed 'plan' to continue adventurizing... I'm waiting at the moment for something to arrive that I ordered online, then I'll be heading out again... in some direction or other...

DDT



Well Bruce, welcome to the advanced stages of geezerhood. Been there a few years already and I'll tell you one thing....having raised four daughters, I have no desire to EVER again go into a ladies restroom.  Grin  As for the female side of the table, I have to agree with the genetic disposition you referred to.....done with my loving resident bed warmer in mind. Surely, my Rita must have a sense of humor seldom seen. She does have one thing in common with Napper, I can get her lost in our own neighborhood. Kinda fun actually, we'll be riding along on our way to some distant destination and she'll suddenly exclaim "I have no idea where we are, do you?" I seldom answer, just turn a couple corners and there we are. Reactions are often priceless.

Enjoy the ride my friend, wish I could do likewise.  cooldude




John, yeah, I actually do have some reservations myself about using the ladies' facilities... On the other hand, at least I'll find out one way or the other if women really do fart or not... Reading about Rita reminds me soooooo much of traveling with Napper! She is better entertainment than I could ever get through Kindle or Google!!!

DDT




cooldude Welcome to that certain age...  Evil




Thanks, Karen... Yep, the golden years are here for yours truly... Heck, I'm way ahead of projections and expectations, so I'm just happy to be here! Hope things are well in your world!

DDT




quote:

"I guess what I mean is that in terms of attitude and thinking I don’t feel any different… It’s more like I’m still a sixteen-year-old boy".

I get that feeling sometimes.  Then I see a mirror!   Undecided




Yeah, I could never have written that line if there had been a mirror anywhere around! Nature tries to compensate in our favor a bit, though, by allowing our vision to decline as we age... lessens the shock when we do glance into one of those image reflectors...

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2016, 04:18:37 AM »

My wife is similarly challenged navigationally. She was once lost in a village of maybe 300 people. No stop signs, traffic lights, etc. Just kept driving back and forth because the Mexican restaraunt had closed up where she was used to turning.  Smiley I have always felt 16 inside. Till some jackass bursts my bubble by pointing out I'm an old man.  2funny
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2016, 06:22:26 AM »

Great read, Bruce!   The magic 70!  You are well into geezerhood. Congrats.

I'm working on my next 'event'............90.   About 30 months to go

My wife didn't know much about reading maps.  This is before GPS.  We were driving on the interstate in New Jersey.  She was the navigator.   "Turn!"  she said.  I said "where?"  She said "Back there" Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2016, 06:26:04 AM »

Happy belated birthday Bruce . As of last month, that is now the next "0" birthday for me. If we're living our lives to our own tune, doing what we love to do.....we'll never truly get old. My wife has a favorite saying , which she readily applies  to me every day...."The 5 stages of a man's life are :  Infant...Little Boy...Little Boy...Little Boy...Little Boy". I beleive it's appropriate in my case Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2016, 06:35:10 AM »

Not really lost, but...

https://youtu.be/vupgBykQnko
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2016, 09:49:40 AM »

Baldo, that video cracked me up. Reminded me of back some years a few cars had the filler in the center behind the license plate. One day I stopped to fill my tank and when I went inside this dude was bragging about his new car, what it could do, on and on ad nauseam. We got tired of it in short order and told him so, he then went out to fill his tank. Some of us stood inside the station and watched this jerk walking around his car with the hose in his hand, all the while his girl/wife, whatever, was sitting in the car laughing through tears. He got really pissed at her, yelling, etc., so she finally got out and walked to the back of the car and flipped down the plate. He got so mad he hung up the hose, got in the car and left. Unfortunately his gal was still standing outside the car....now with no ride but still cracking up. I gave her a ride home, she couldn't stop giggling over the whole scene. When she got out, she leaned over and thanked me for the ride, then added "guess I need to smooth the ruffled feathers of the jackass of the year winner."  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2016, 10:23:38 AM »

remember where the gas cap was hidden in my 57 Olds?

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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2016, 11:20:32 AM »

Baldo, that video cracked me up. Reminded me of back some years a few cars had the filler in the center behind the license plate. One day I stopped to fill my tank and when I went inside this dude was bragging about his new car, what it could do, on and on ad nauseam. We got tired of it in short order and told him so, he then went out to fill his tank. Some of us stood inside the station and watched this jerk walking around his car with the hose in his hand, all the while his girl/wife, whatever, was sitting in the car laughing through tears. He got really pissed at her, yelling, etc., so she finally got out and walked to the back of the car and flipped down the plate. He got so mad he hung up the hose, got in the car and left. Unfortunately his gal was still standing outside the car....now with no ride but still cracking up. I gave her a ride home, she couldn't stop giggling over the whole scene. When she got out, she leaned over and thanked me for the ride, then added "guess I need to smooth the ruffled feathers of the jackass of the year winner."  Grin

Yes, that's definitely a classic.

In high school I had a '68 Charger, with the fuel cap on top of the left rear fender. I thought that was the coolest thing going...lol.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2016, 06:18:31 AM »

My wife is similarly challenged navigationally. She was once lost in a village of maybe 300 people. No stop signs, traffic lights, etc. Just kept driving back and forth because the Mexican restaraunt had closed up where she was used to turning.  Smiley I have always felt 16 inside. Till some jackass bursts my bubble by pointing out I'm an old man.  2funny




I never laugh 'at' someone for being navigationally challenged... I laugh 'with' them... I have somewhat of a reputation for that very affliction myself! Oh well... it's what we do, I reckon... Getting old requires many adjustments... not the least of which is simply accepting that fact ourselves... Yeah, my bubble has been burst many times... with increasing regularity, it seems!

DDT



Great read, Bruce!   The magic 70!  You are well into geezerhood. Congrats.

I'm working on my next 'event'............90.   About 30 months to go

My wife didn't know much about reading maps.  This is before GPS.  We were driving on the interstate in New Jersey.  She was the navigator.   "Turn!"  she said.  I said "where?"  She said "Back there" Smiley



Thanks, Wayne! Probably not in the cards for me to approach the record you've established, but it is a worthwhile goal and certainly one worth pursuing. I have no regrets, though... and I'm mighty happy to be me doing what I do... just like you! I admire the way you take things in stride and deal with whatever comes your way... We all have to do that,  of course, but few of us handle things with the class and grace with which you do... Thanks for being you, and thanks for sharing glimpses into your experiences...

DDT



Happy belated birthday Bruce . As of last month, that is now the next "0" birthday for me. If we're living our lives to our own tune, doing what we love to do.....we'll never truly get old. My wife has a favorite saying , which she readily applies  to me every day...."The 5 stages of a man's life are :  Infant...Little Boy...Little Boy...Little Boy...Little Boy". I beleive it's appropriate in my case Smiley




I appreciate the B'day wishes, Mike... Yeah, age is just a number but youth is a state of mind! Your wife has more than a few of us pegged... Good luck in your own pursuit of '0' birthdays... I hope you accumulate a bunch of them!

DDT




Not really lost, but...

https://youtu.be/vupgBykQnko




Great video! Good humor often involves 'striking a familiar chord' in us, and reminding us of our own boo-boos... I think auto designers must have a sense of humor, because there is no 'standard' place for the gas filler to be... More than a few times, after acquiring a new to me car, I've found myself having to change pumps... Thanks for sharing, and thanks a bunch for the laugh!

DDT
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2016, 09:29:11 AM »

Keep going buddy

45 and I'm "on hold" maybe done

Do it while you can........

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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2016, 07:12:51 AM »

Enjoying the read!

Oh, and I did the "forego jewelry" and got the wife a GPS a few years back.

I sincerely think she appreciated it...but...well...she argues with it and gets lost anyway Smiley

We tried switching the "voice" to a male one...even a sexy accent male one...but she just completely tuned "him" out...like he never even spoke...

There may be a lesson there methinks...

At least she hears the female voice. Argues with it and turns in all sorts of interesting "other" directions just to spite "her"...but she hears it anyway... Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2016, 01:30:20 PM »

Enjoying the read!

Oh, and I did the "forego jewelry" and got the wife a GPS a few years back.

I sincerely think she appreciated it...but...well...she argues with it and gets lost anyway Smiley

We tried switching the "voice" to a male one...even a sexy accent male one...but she just completely tuned "him" out...like he never even spoke...

There may be a lesson there methinks...

At least she hears the female voice. Argues with it and turns in all sorts of interesting "other" directions just to spite "her"...but she hears it anyway... Smiley
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