Well good on you but the nose on that seat (I have sat on all three) pushes the boys up to where I feel I have to swallow to keep em in my pants

Perhaps your handle refers to your
other head.

I love mine. Yes, I have a couple times had a bit of discomfort on hot and loose clothing rides, but if I wear good supportive clothing, I have no problem at all. And I like a seat that's contoured to slide/hold me into the back & backrest, and not a bench. Though I had Mustangs on all my other bikes for many years and loved them too.