There used to be a member that would post nothing but jokes. Haven't seen him on here in a long time. Used to a member that posted nothing but funny videos and pictures. Haven't seen him on here in a long time. Hope they are both ok and just got tired of our B.S.
There was a decrease in the Armed Forces personnel upcoming . The Army decided they would encourage early retirement with some incentives. The C.O. told his group they would give a $1,000 bonus for departing members for each inch of a measurement on their person. The Private jumped up and said he would do it with a measurement from his toes to his head. He received a $67,000 bonus. The Corporal jumped up and said he would do the measurement from fingertip to fingertip. He received $79,000. The old Master Sergeant jumped up and said he would do the measurement from the base of his penis to the bottom of his testicles. The C.O. jumped in and told him that the Army valued his distinguished service much more than that, he should reconsider. The M.S. Said no and dropped his pants. The C.O. out the tape and began the measurement. He looked up at the M.S. in wonder and asked where in the hell his balls were. The M.S. replied Vietnam Nam.
The Army quit the cutbacks after that.
