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Author Topic: What do you take for the sneezes? :) A bit ribald, but humorous.  (Read 515 times)
John Schmidt
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« on: January 11, 2017, 02:53:48 PM »

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?”

I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm. The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded,
"Pepper."   Roll Eyes
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2017, 03:16:52 PM »

 2funny
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Bighead
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2017, 03:59:22 PM »

Good one . I heard it that she was explaining  to her DR who ask what she was taking.
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2017, 03:29:53 AM »

Believe this if you will, or won't? I bought a new 72 - 650 Yamaha. When I got it home I went to my girl friends house to show her the bike. I had a 900 Kaw at the time that she rode with me quite a bit.

She put her helmet on and we took off. Anyone that had or rode one of these bikes knows how much they vibrated. Anyway, about 5 or 6 mIles down the road at a stop sign she said: "take me home". So, I turned around and took her home, wondering what I did?

We pulled into the driveway and I shut the bike off. I asked what I had done? She said: "nothing", but I've had 3 orgasms since we left, I can't ride this thing for very long"!    Roll Eyes what was there to say?
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2017, 06:30:15 AM »

Believe this if you will, or won't? I bought a new 72 - 650 Yamaha. When I got it home I went to my girl friends house to show her the bike. I had a 900 Kaw at the time that she rode with me quite a bit.

She put her helmet on and we took off. Anyone that had or rode one of these bikes knows how much they vibrated. Anyway, about 5 or 6 mIles down the road at a stop sign she said: "take me home". So, I turned around and took her home, wondering what I did?

We pulled into the driveway and I shut the bike off. I asked what I had done? She said: "nothing", but I've had 3 orgasms since we left, I can't ride this thing for very long"!    Roll Eyes what was there to say?

I would have asked if her parents were home.   Roll Eyes
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