John Schmidt
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« on: January 24, 2017, 01:59:01 PM » |
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I pull up and give my order at the speaker box, then pull ahead to the payment window. Among other things, I had ordered coffee so when I pulled up to the delivery window the little honey working it asked if I wanted cream in the coffee....yeah, one small shot. Then when she handed me my sandwich she asked "do you want any sugar" obviously referring to the coffee. I just smiled and winked, then said "I'm game if you are." She busted out with a giggle and when she handed me my coffee she took my hand and kissed the back of it, followed with a little pat. I told her she had just made an old man's day, both of us had a good laugh over it. Just thought I'd share.  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2017, 02:40:19 PM » |
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Good story John. You have to be able to read your audience (and I'm sure you did), that kind of thing can go the wrong way. The other day a (single) female friend of mine gave me a big hug. I held on for a couple seconds longer than normal (politely, no mugging), and she looked me in the eyes with raised eyebrows. I said I was sorry, but that was the best sex I had had in quite some time. She almost fell over laughing. And hugged me again. Made my day too. |
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2017, 02:59:00 PM » |
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One nice thing about becoming more... senior... I'm in that awkward age where I'd be too old to be taken seriously, too young to be grandfatherly cute, it'd be more stalker creepy... Thanks for sharing!  |
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2017, 03:19:23 PM » |
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There is something to be said about reaching an age where you are percieved to be harmless.  |
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2017, 03:55:47 PM » |
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no john...you supposed to then ask after the hand pat.... "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"...usually you get a blank look..and a "what?"...followed by your wink!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2017, 05:59:04 PM » |
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no john...you supposed to then ask after the hand pat.... "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"...usually you get a blank look..and a "what?"...followed by your wink!!
ONLY if she is 18 and you do not want to die of a heart attack while attempting to be that tiger?  |
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baldo
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2017, 05:07:20 AM » |
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no john...you supposed to then ask after the hand pat.... "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"...usually you get a blank look..and a "what?"...followed by your wink!!
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2017, 08:40:48 AM » |
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no john...you supposed to then ask after the hand pat.... "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"...usually you get a blank look..and a "what?"...followed by your wink!!
90 seconds later... Awww c'mon.....90 seconds?? I may be getting old(er) but as the old saying goes: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was." And just in case honey, don't get dressed yet....the day's still young!  |
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2017, 08:46:37 AM » |
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Creepy, just creepy!
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baldo
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2017, 09:16:16 AM » |
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no john...you supposed to then ask after the hand pat.... "What winks and makes love like a tiger?"...usually you get a blank look..and a "what?"...followed by your wink!!
90 seconds later... Awww c'mon.....90 seconds?? I may be getting old(er) but as the old saying goes: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was." And just in case honey, don't get dressed yet....the day's still young! Lol....sorry about that. What was I thinking? |
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2017, 09:39:54 AM » |
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Perhaps before bragging about "making love like a tiger" one should observe a tiger mating. BTW.90 seconds is way long for a tiger.
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 10:16:58 AM » |
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Perhaps before bragging about "making love like a tiger" one should observe a tiger mating. BTW.90 seconds is way long for a tiger.
I've not seen tiger porn yet. But years ago we took the kids to the San Diego Zoo on vacation. My was mesmerized watching a poor Galapogos tortoise try to do the dirty deed. He would spend 10 minutes climbing on top only to have her take two steps and be rid of him. The kids and I had to drag her away. |
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 10:21:51 AM » |
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Perhaps before bragging about "making love like a tiger" one should observe a tiger mating. BTW.90 seconds is way long for a tiger.
I've not seen tiger porn yet. But years ago we took the kids to the San Diego Zoo on vacation. My was mesmerized watching a poor Galapogos tortoise try to do the dirty deed. He would spend 10 minutes climbing on top only to have her take two steps and be rid of him. The kids and I had to drag her away. You just ruined my opinion of your lovely BETTER half.  Well, after the ride in the back of Oss's mini van, maybe not. |
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 10:47:20 AM » |
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Perhaps before bragging about "making love like a tiger" one should observe a tiger mating. BTW.90 seconds is way long for a tiger.
I've not seen tiger porn yet. But years ago we took the kids to the San Diego Zoo on vacation. My was mesmerized watching a poor Galapogos tortoise try to do the dirty deed. He would spend 10 minutes climbing on top only to have her take two steps and be rid of him. The kids and I had to drag her away. You just ruined my opinion of your lovely BETTER half. Well, after the ride in the back of Oss's mini van, maybe not.  I think she just likes pulling for the underdog. Or maybe she just likes seeing an old man get denied. |
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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2017, 11:45:55 AM » |
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I pull up and give my order at the speaker box, then pull ahead to the payment window. Among other things, I had ordered coffee so when I pulled up to the delivery window the little honey working it asked if I wanted cream in the coffee....yeah, one small shot. Then when she handed me my sandwich she asked "do you want any sugar" obviously referring to the coffee. I just smiled and winked, then said "I'm game if you are." She busted out with a giggle and when she handed me my coffee she took my hand and kissed the back of it, followed with a little pat. I told her she had just made an old man's day, both of us had a good laugh over it. Just thought I'd share. Jealous John!! And it would make my day |
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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2017, 11:46:48 AM » |
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Good story John. You have to be able to read your audience (and I'm sure you did), that kind of thing can go the wrong way. The other day a (single) female friend of mine gave me a big hug. I held on for a couple seconds longer than normal (politely, no mugging), and she looked me in the eyes with raised eyebrows. I said I was sorry, but that was the best sex I had had in quite some time. She almost fell over laughing. And hugged me again. Made my day too. LOL!!! |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2017, 12:31:26 PM » |
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Perhaps before bragging about "making love like a tiger" one should observe a tiger mating. BTW.90 seconds is way long for a tiger.
Oh....but I never said I compared myself to a Tiger, just the 90 seconds. And, moving on..... |
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2017, 01:18:11 PM » |
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I kind of got it from the other direction, as a late-thirties motorcycle instructor being teased by an attractive older (late 50's - early 60's?) lady.
The morning was heating up, and I was taking off my jacket as my class was standing in front of me. I said, "You better hope it doesn't get any warmer, or I'll have to take more off."
She immediately responded, "We won't mind, but you can leave the chaps on!" The class had a good laugh at my flusterment.
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baldo
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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2017, 01:19:51 PM » |
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I kind of got it from the other direction, as a late-thirties motorcycle instructor being teased by an attractive older (late 50's - early 60's?) lady.
The morning was heating up, and I was taking off my jacket as my class was standing in front of me. I said, "You better hope it doesn't get any warmer, or I'll have to take more off."
She immediately responded, "We won't mind, but you can leave the chaps on!" The class had a good laugh at my flusterment.
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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2017, 01:27:28 PM » |
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I kind of got it from the other direction, as a late-thirties motorcycle instructor being teased by an attractive older (late 50's - early 60's?) lady.
The morning was heating up, and I was taking off my jacket as my class was standing in front of me. I said, "You better hope it doesn't get any warmer, or I'll have to take more off."
She immediately responded, "We won't mind, but you can leave the chaps on!" The class had a good laugh at my flusterment.
Kevin, be wary of those post menopausal women. Great story |
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