Secret to a long marriage

[Dan-bury]

An older couple was sitting on their porch enjoying a glass of wine. The wife says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could have done it without you". The husband replies, "Is that you talking or the wine?" She answers back, "It's me talking TO the wine!"

[oldsmokey]

So that's the explanation of my wifes affection for wine...

That's why I like beer...

[ybnorml]

Not sure who enjoys wine more, my wife or I....
Smooooth Operator...    

[Wall]

Oh, so that's what Kathy means

[Pete]

I do not know if that is the real answer.
But then I have only been married FOREVER, so I am not qualified to answer yet.