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WARNING!!! BIKE PORN do not look if easily offended

Started by Flrider, Sat 04, Feb 2017, 22:57:42

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Flrider

So I present to you a new and unique mod to the Valkyrie





Some people have a vivid imagination and can't help themselves so they have to share  ;D

Guess who's bike this is???











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Yup, Steve is the mastermind behind this clever mod, I guess this is what happens when you retire and have time to think about what else to do to your bike  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Thanks Steve, had a good laugh today  :cooldude: :cooldude:




Jess from VA


Flrider

77 Views and 1 response, if they were chrome I think there would be more people chimming in.  :2funny: :2funny: :evil:

_Sheffjs_

Maybe hard to say something with out getting in trouble.  Not with Steve mind you.   :2funny:

Tourus

      Jack, I'm glad you could see the humor here :). Retirement does allow you to look at things differently and since those babies were beginning to sag I had ordered new ones prior to the ride  :D. Now lets remove the word PORN and add the word BODY ART :cooldude: I'm sorry but no twirling in different directions but maybe someone could post that, just to make sure it's possible :evil: :2funny:

It was great riding and seeing you guys, and a few I never met, also wish I could have talked to everyone but so many there it didn't happen. :'(
Ride safe,
Steve  :coolsmiley:

Flrider

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Quote from: _Sheffjs_ on Sun 05, Feb 2017, 21:15:27
Maybe hard to say something with out getting in trouble.  Not with Steve mind you.   :2funny:


Well Jerry, they could at least say "I am offended by it" and we could read between the lines  ;D :crazy2:

Quote from: Tourus on Mon 06, Feb 2017, 10:20:34
     Jack, I'm glad you could see the humor here :). Retirement does allow you to look at things differently and since those babies were beginning to sag I had ordered new ones prior to the ride  :D. Now lets remove the word PORN and add the word BODY ART :cooldude: I'm sorry but no twirling in different directions but maybe someone could post that, just to make sure it's possible :evil: :2funny:

Steve  :coolsmiley:



Would body art be considered politically correct?

Hey, just thinking that maybe you can get a helmet that matches those babies  :2funny:

When I retire I want to think like you do.....  Maybe
:2funny: :2funny:

Tourus

     I don't know about policially correct but with Valentines Day coming up I bet those sparkly heart shaped things with the tassels will be flying off the self.  Cafe risqué may sell them, some of you seem to be familiar with that high end gift store :2funny: :2funny:

_Sheffjs_

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Ok, I will give it a go.  :roll:  ???  :o  8)  ;D  :coolsmiley:


STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY


Bronxboy

That was also the music for a 60's Shaving Cream Commercial  :cooldude:

Flrider

Jess   :cooldude:

Steve  :cooldude:

Jerry  :cooldude:


Quote from: Bronxboy on Mon 06, Feb 2017, 13:49:15
That was also the music for a 60's Shaving Cream Commercial  :cooldude:


WHAT ??? 

is that the best you can do Bronxboy ??

Shaving cream  :2funny: :2funny:



Where is Pappy, he will show us how it is done  ;D


Tourus

Quote from: _Sheffjs_ on Mon 06, Feb 2017, 12:53:25
Ok, I will give it a go.  :roll:  ???  :o  8)  ;D  :coolsmiley:


STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY[/


    It seems strange that you would know the Name, Composer, and Year of that song. You must have a copy and we will leave that alone. :cooldude: :evil:
Your right it would have made a great entry.

Now Nick leaving us with a visual of him singing the words to the shaving cream commercial. :2funny:

Somebody, anybody, PLEASE post that commercial  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

_Sheffjs_

Quote from: Tourus on Mon 06, Feb 2017, 17:58:29
Quote from: _Sheffjs_ on Mon 06, Feb 2017, 12:53:25
Ok, I will give it a go.  :roll:  ???  :o  8)  ;D  :coolsmiley:


STEVE, don't you think that you should add a stripper number to the iPod so after the thundering v-twin it could be followed by the The Stripper David Rose Orchestra 1962 Striptease Classic Burlesque song during your grand entrance?   And yes that is when they should spin.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY[/


   It seems strange that you would know the Name, Composer, and Year of that song. You must have a copy and we will leave that alone. :cooldude: :evil:
Your right it would have made a great entry.

Google-----  :roll:   I was one year old   Wait, we all know that song! :2funny:


Tourus

      Thanks Nick, no wonder you remember it. I remembered it differently, maybe another version with Broadway Joe, it was an attention getter. :cooldude:

Bronxboy

Quote from: Tourus on Tue 07, Feb 2017, 14:35:41
      Thanks Nick, no wonder you remember it. I remembered it differently, maybe another version with Broadway Joe, it was an attention getter. :cooldude:

Yep I remember the Joe Namath version. I think it was with Joey Heatherton?