Crunch, oh crap what did I just step on ??

[Dan-bury]

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

[ybnorml]

That's worse than something warm, wet, and soft, left behind by the dog !!!

[Pete]

Never lay you glasses on anything that you walk on or sit on.

[ybnorml]

Never lay you glasses on anything that you walk on or sit on.

Sometimes those glasses inadvertently end up there.....
More than once I have knocked mine off the night stand or bureau....   

[Dan-bury]

That's worse than something warm, wet, and soft, left behind by the dog !!!

No crunch there,, just Squish........

[ybnorml]

That's worse than something warm, wet, and soft, left behind by the dog !!!

No crunch there,, just Squish........

Don't  cha' like it when you gotta get up in the middle of the
night and hurry to the bathroom before the levy breaks wide open....
And just 3 steps towards the bathroom you discover that feeling
on the bottom of your foot and between your toes !!!!