Make A Wish

[Stude]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash
    Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern
    and a Genie pops out of it..  'I will give each of you one wish,
    which is three wishes in total',  says the Genie. The Canadian says,
    'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want the  land to be
    forever fertile in Canada ' POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's
    eye, the land in Canada was forever  fertile for farming. Osama was
    amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,  Palestine ,
    Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians  can come
    into our precious land.'  POOF!  Again, with the blink of the
    Genie's eye, there was a huge wallaround those countries. The Biker
    says, 'I am very curious.. Please tell me more about this wall.' The
    Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo f eet thick
    and completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley,
    cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'