You Guys don't spend any time in bars

[Ed Norton]

but let this be a reminder of what can happen. 



Jim met an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that?' He asked.'

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As his mind began to embrace the idea, he wondered what her daughter might look like,...He said, 'No, I haven't.'

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

So, they went back to her place.

They walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

[Jess from VA]

Deal's a deal.   

[oldsmokey]

I just knew that was coming