Even the birds like this bike

[Robert]

I have never had this before, I come out from work and find either bird or lizard poop on the radiator cowl.    So I wipe it off not a big deal but now everyday for a coupe of weeks I'm going through this. I parked the bike in different spots and still the same result. I have the bike in covered parking so I look up and nothing there and my spot I park is not consistent but the poop is. Well one day I came out and found the culprit its a female cardinal sitting on the brake lever looking at herself in the back of the mirror. I thought about what I could do like put a cover over the mirror or other things but then just said the heck with it. If a lady wants to look at herself that much then ok Ill just have to clean the mess up or put a cover over the radiator pod. Kind of funny things that happen that you dont expect like this. I have a wife and know what my life would be like if she was to not have a mirror. So out of respect for males everywhere I will not cover the mirror and protect the bike in other ways.

[Adirondack Bill]

Wow, that's crazy.  Bird poo on my bike would really tic me off. At least we know the bird has good taste- it's  flirting with
a sweet bike. Maybe you should try mounting a plastic owl on your handlebars to scare off any future bird "deposits".

[bscrive]

well.....at least the birds think that the valk is worth pooping on unlike some other bikes out there.....  

[Kidd]

Maybe they were aiming for you , Robert , and missed

[Robert]

Maybe they were aiming for you , Robert , and missed

No, I think if anything they could not hit me so are taking revenge on the bike. 

[ledany]

Robert, your female cardinal is an HD fan 

or a K1600 fan you spat on 

[Jess from VA]

Reminds me of the time I shot the sparrow off our brand new wedding present refrigerator (22 rifle) in our kitchen.

It had been my first wife's parent's wedding present a month earlier, and the wife yelling... If you shoot my refrigerator, I am never going to forgive you.  Just quiet down, you're spoiling my aim.  

The damn thing flew in an open door, and after two hours of trying to shoo it out all the open windows and doors in the house, I blew it's brains out..... and not the refrigerator's.  Small hole in the wall was the only damage, and a little cleanup.  

Don't shoot your mirror.    

BTW, all bird poop is not equal, the ones around here that eat some toxic magenta berries in springtime will mess up your paint if you're not johnny-on-the-spot with it.