John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
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« on: May 08, 2017, 06:28:34 PM » |
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I recently broke our old spatula while cooking dinner for my honey and me. Today, while doing the grocery shopping, I asked this little darlin' that was stocking the shelves which aisle such might be located. She gave me a bit of a smirk then asked "is this a replacement for something you sneaked out to the garage to use?" Noticing she wore a wedding band, I simply stated with a straight face....."no, I broke it while spanking my wife." Without batting an eye, she shook her head with a look of dismay and said "when will you men learn, it's so much more effective with your bare hand." Then added with a nod...."two aisles over." Later I ran into her in another aisle and she asked if I found the "spankula" I was looking for. I was still chuckling over it when I went through the checkout, prompting a couple of looks from the gal on the register. I simply said...."ask Penelope" then walked out. I'm sure she did. Next time I see Penelope(I shop there weekly), I'll ask which aisle again. Should get a laugh out of it.  |
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wiggydotcom
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Do Your Best and Miss the Rest!
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2017, 06:50:59 PM » |
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Great story, John! It sounds like Penelope was speaking from experience-not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just not my thing.  In a similar vein, my wife and I were going through Southern Utah on our Valk several years ago. I came to a sign that said there were no services for a hundred miles. So we went 14 miles off the beaten path to top off. A cute teenage girl was working the counter and we started chatting. I asked her how she ended up living in the middle of nowhere. She laughed and said, "just lucky I guess". My wife mentioned at least she couldn't get in much trouble out there to which the young lass exclaimed, "OH YES I can!" |
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2017, 08:46:50 PM » |
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You should have asked her if she would like to be my first 'assistant' on that new spankula.......  You could've gotten lucky?  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2017, 06:32:37 AM » |
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That's a cute story, John. I read it to my wife and just got....the look.
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2017, 08:40:40 AM » |
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That's a cute story, John. I read it to my wife and just got....the look.
It's probably one of those "you had to be there" things. It was a comical interchange, totally unplanned but we both got a laugh out of it. My wife's response; "you wish." Cookiedough....."getting lucky" for me these days means I found my car in the parking lot. Just to give you an idea of where I'm coming from.....my oldest grandkids(twins) turn 38 this month.  |
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Patrick
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2017, 09:14:00 AM » |
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Good story !
Its nice to be able to have chats with folks like that. Now a days it seems most folks take things far too seriously for an exchange like that. I love kidding with people.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2017, 09:56:16 AM » |
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Cookiedough....."getting lucky" for me these days means I found my car in the parking lot. Just to give you an idea of where I'm coming from.....my oldest grandkids(twins) turn 38 this month. I was about to explain a bit more to him, John. It's not all just age. You are a man who knows what marriage means and therefore are not at all interested in "getting lucky" elsewhere. |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2017, 10:16:06 AM » |
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I haven't had a good spanking for about 55 years.
The hand was OK, but mom's penny loafer was not OK (reserved for extra bad behavior.... like flushing the car keys down the toilet because I was bored and looking for excitement). I got my wish boy...... the excitement took several days to wear off.
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2017, 10:27:11 AM » |
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"like flushing the car keys down the toilet because I was bored" That's downright stupid. I don't believe Ida told that.  |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2017, 10:36:18 AM » |
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Dude, I was like 5-6 yo.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2017, 11:35:38 AM » |
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Cookiedough....."getting lucky" for me these days means I found my car in the parking lot. Just to give you an idea of where I'm coming from.....my oldest grandkids(twins) turn 38 this month. I was about to explain a bit more to him, John. It's not all just age. You are a man who knows what marriage means and therefore are not at all interested in "getting lucky" elsewhere. BINGO! |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2017, 11:42:18 AM » |
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"like flushing the car keys down the toilet because I was bored" That's downright stupid. I don't believe Ida told that. I guess you don't want to hear the story of my brother killing our parakeet feeding it crayons, or the time I tried to light a fish smoker using gasoline which became a scud missile. Or the time....oh never mind, I've got too many. |
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2017, 11:52:39 AM » |
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I am going to have a hip replacement soon . The nurse called and asked the basics. She then asked if I was interested in a joint class. I asked if we had to bring our own papers and pot. She hesitated a minute and said , only if you share. I said , what about the others sharing. By this time she was laughing so hard , she couldn't talk. We ended on a good note.
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