And if you had just decided to check all the boxes....... that would be the one day in your lifetime a Postal Inspector was sitting in his car watching you.

With your past history of misdelivery, I would have checked. (after looking around)
Years ago, my immediate neighbors and I started getting each others mail (yeah it happened rarely, but this was
all the time). It turned out two 5yo's wanted to be postmen when they grew up, and they decided to practice by moving the mail around between about 8 boxes. They were too short to get in a couple of the boxes, and were observed.. one hoisting the other up to reach in. Busted.
We elected not to prosecute.