Caption Contest

[Alien]

I swear, I didn't read the sign until after I got off the bike...



Ride Safe,

Alien

[Moonshot_1]

That takes balls

[Jess from VA]

I'm not going in.  I'm worried about the cover charge.

[Chrisj CMA]

Brings a new meaning to ALL BALLS

[Oss]

feet....don't fail me now

[Serk]

(Old jokes, original author unknown)

A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

It looked good.

It smelled good.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins."

[Pappy!]

Early Gay Bar?

[GiG]

Weekend at Fudgie's

[The emperor has no clothes]

Weekend at Fudgie's

best one yet !

[John Schmidt]

Judging by the weeds growing up around there I assume they don't get much business. I believe back east those are referred to as Smoky Mtn. oysters, another "delicacy" I never cared for. I do remember as a kid helping castrate young pigs, my uncle's big St. Bernard used to sit patiently by. My uncle would toss the just removed "delicacy" to the dog and he'd chomp it up in one gulp. Always made me cringe a little, I imagine the pigs didn't like it much either. 

[sandy]

Geography makes a difference. Rocky MTN oysters out here.

[The emperor has no clothes]

Geography makes a difference. Rocky MTN oysters out here.

Thats all I've ever heard them called. But I've lived this side of the Mississippi most of my life.

[DirtyDan]

Ground zero ?

Dan

[fudgie]

Weekend at Fudgie's

best one yet !

Hey! 

[Jess from VA]

Balls, said the queen.  If I had two, I'd be king.

[BradValk48237]

Must be a Harley Dealer.....

[J.Mencalice]

Balls, said the queen.  If I had two, I'd be king.

Ahhh, but it takes twelve inches to be a ruler.

[dragonslayer]

I'm sure some of you know there is a festival every year.Thousands  attend it.They say it's awesome.If you live near by you could make it a RTE.enjoy

[Hook#3287]

Shopping for a new set after the divorce, somehow found this 

[bassman]

"Balls in"   (Well not ME ! - just repeating the saying)

[RainMaker]

"Come on in, we're having a ball!"

[gordonv]

Did you watch Long Way Around? Ewan McGregor and Charley Bowman.

The part where they where in a urt in Mongolea or somewhere, eating from a pot of 100's of fresh "oysters" after the annual herd snipping. A deliciously for the locals.

[Jopson]

Did you watch Long way Around? Ewan McGregor and Charley Bowman.

The part where they where in a urt in Mongolea or somewhere, eating from a pop of 100's of fresh "oysters" after the annual herd snipping. A deliciously for the locals.

I watched it, loved that show!

Never seen two guys look so grim!!