Well, that isn't what I meant to say.....

[ybnorml]

Walked into the salon and waited my turn to get my hair cut....
Setting there occupying my mind reading thru the latest copy of Sports Illustrated,
I occasionally looked up to see what was happening in the 4 chairs.
When it came my turn to have a seat, the stylist asked; "what can I do for you this morning ?"
Well, I wanted a shampoo / scalp massage / trim / and a blow dry ....
That ain't the way it came out of my mouth.....Luckily for me, only she heard me
and not everyone in there.  I don't easily embarrass, but damn I wanted to disappear in thin air !!
We had a good laugh at my expense...everything went fine after that.

[Dan-bury]

I would have never been able to get "blow dry" out properly either. 

Must have been funny though.......

[Tony C.]

  

[ybnorml]

I would have never been able to get "blow dry" out properly either. 

Must have been funny though.......

Ya know something Dan, "dry" doesn't flow as  naturally as "job" does when following blow !!! 
If it weren't for a couple doctor and lawyer visits this week, there wouldn't have been any reason
for a trip to the salon !!!

[ybnorml]

 

Ya, that's easy for you to say Tony... seeing as you are 300 miles away....   

[DanL]

She said it wasn't a mistake.... you just don't have a filter for what's in your mind 
She also hoped you gave the stylist a "big tip" 

[ybnorml]

I have needed a filter between my mind and mouth for a long time Dan.....
Just think of all the sticky situations I could have avoided !! 

[Tony C.]

Ya, that's easy for you to say Tony... seeing as you are 300 miles away....   

300 miles sounded so far away. So I checked Google maps and yes, about 300 miles from my place to up your way. Glad Portland is a good halfway point for our winter gathering. 

[ybnorml]

Ya, that's easy for you to say Tony... seeing as you are 300 miles away....   

300 miles sounded so far away. So I checked Google maps and yes, about 300 miles from my place to up your way. Glad Portland is a good halfway point for our winter gathering. 

Were you doubting my measuring stick, Tony ??   

[Hook#3287]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4

kinda like this?

[Jess from VA]

So I'm riding with the wife through Old Town Alexandria one sunny Sunday around noon, and a gleaming Town Car pulls up next to me at the light.  Nice family all dressed up, probably on the way home from church, two Jr Hi girls in the back seat.

I see that his gas door is open and the cap hanging down on it's tether.

Without thinking of my words (as usual), I look at the driver/dad and say.... hey buddy, your gas hole is open. 

He gives me a very nasty look, the girls in back seat break into laughter, and the wife wacks me on the back of my helmet.

WHAT?   

[Hook#3287]

So I'm riding with the wife through Old Town Alexandria one sunny Sunday around noon, and a gleaming Town Car pulls up next to me at the light.  Nice family all dressed up, probably on the way home from church, two Jr Hi girls in the back seat.

I see that his gas door is open and the cap hanging down on it's tether.

Without thinking of my words (as usual), I look at the driver/dad and say.... hey buddy, your gas hole is open. 

He gives me a very nasty look, the girls in back seat break into laughter, and the wife wacks me on the back of my helmet.

WHAT?