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« on: August 21, 2017, 03:39:56 AM » |
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Robert
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2017, 03:50:05 AM » |
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Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OToLife stranger than fiction I hope they get over their problems they have since they could be an answer to each others desires. |
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« Last Edit: August 21, 2017, 03:51:47 AM by Robert »
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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baldo
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2017, 07:16:10 AM » |
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Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OToLife stranger than fiction I hope they get over their problems they have since they could be an answer to each others desires. Now THAT'S a glass half full kind of observation......lol |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2017, 07:19:30 AM » |
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LOL she was mad at him for using prostitutes that's a good one. Its a sad story but the irony is hilarious, what a fitting end  |
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2017, 07:41:31 AM » |
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Sounds like they met each other in a bargain basement and they both got gypped.  |
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baldo
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2017, 07:56:21 AM » |
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LOL she was mad at him for using prostitutes that's a good one. Its a sad story but the irony is hilarious, what a fitting end I could almost hear the reporter chuckling as the story was being written. |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2017, 09:20:54 AM » |
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I guess no one got laid. Sad.  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2017, 12:19:28 PM » |
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Um my question is-did she git paid for the call out?  Course he may end up payin even though she might be gone. OH OH I know-nudder question-which one was disappointed the most? RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2017, 01:04:27 PM » |
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Um my question is-did she git paid for the call out? Course he may end up payin even though she might be gone. OH OH I know-nudder question-which one was disappointed the most? RIDE SAFE. I don't know...Maybe they could come to some kind of business arrangement.....  |
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2017, 01:17:42 PM » |
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter.
In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state.
Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2017, 03:27:59 PM » |
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter.
In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state.
Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"
I had always heard that the husband asked "how could you possibly have turned the $20 I paid you for lovemaking into $4 million dollars?". She replied "not everyone was as cheap as you." |
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