EEECLIPS viewing

[old2soon]

Here in my neck of the Ozarks eeeclips glasses are all sold out gone none to be had. BUT I live next door to a retired school teacher. Knock knock on my door and there stands Ed the retired school teacher. He built a viewer out of a dish sat receiver box! How cool is dat? And if my local-Springfield Mo.-weather gal is to be believed we are in the 96% eeeclips area. This is the same Man that cut my grass last year after I went down and broke my ankle. And tween the street and my cross the street neighbor we have NO trees in the way of our eeeclips here around-totality-13:18 C D T. This is also the same guy I buy my eggs from. And git some of his surplus of produce. Ah-life IS good here in my little corner of the Ozarks!  RIDE SAFE.

[Serk]

Here are some tips for the best experience:

The people of Tennessee may have the best view, but will also be the first to be sacrificed.

Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man, heed its' dire warnings.

Don't trust the squirrel with a child's face. it speaks only lies.

When your double arrives, resist the inclination to fight it. It may be stronger than you. Chances are, it will disappear after the eclipse. Be careful it doesn't switch places, it will be many years or decades before you get the chance to come back!

If you stare into the void and it blinks first, you win. But the prize is insanity.

Werewolves are not only impossible to kill during an eclipse, they become super werewolves.

Whatever you do, don't buy any weird plants. We do NOT want a repeat of last time!

Apophis, the Moon Serpent, may try to eat you. Let him.

Remember, no matter how salty your friend is, the moon still throws the best shade.

If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now you're only falling apart, there's nothing you can do. This is a different kind of eclipse, sorry.

[The emperor has no clothes]

What eclipse ?

[old2soon]

Well Serk I survived and none of yer dire warnings have come to be-YET.  And Just to be SURE I'll check in 2moro or later today.  BUT we did have a puddy tat show up with the face of Darla from I believe the Little Rascals. WHAT duz ya make of that my Texas friend?  All she said-one of the guys fluent in some ancient language translated-he thinks she said beware the hardlies of march?  We'll ponder that fer a spell. RIDE SAFE.